Stan Guthrie

@OnlyBangersEth But did she tag home?

Bro thought this corporate softball game was the World Series

@drewdyck Oh, the humanity!

Praying for these kinds of problems.

Another national editorial highlighting the absurdity of Blue States hypocritical bemoaning of Texas redistricting plans. This one was in the Wall Street Journal today. As far as we are concerned, the more attention on Fair Maps the better for Illinois Republicans!

@Shannon_A_IL And he'll be re-elected anyway. Illinois is so broken.

And yet the Republican Party STILL couldn’t find a good candidate even if they were stuck in a phone booth with one. Ridiculous.

@ClayTravis Janitors have a harder job and are way more useful.

Diana Tauresi complains that janitors make more than her. I don’t know who advises women’s athletes, but ripping other people’s salaries as a way to justify your own is an awful look. Makes me personally think they deserve even less than they get:

@positivchristus @elonmusk You're an anti-Semite. This isn't going to go well for you.

Japan will lose almost a million people this year. This demographic inevitably was set in motion half a century ago and has nothing to do with AI. AI is the only hope for turning this around.

@CHGO_Bears @AdamHoge @adamjahns Maybe he's just not ready.

𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮: Caleb Williams will not play in Bears’ first preseason game vs Dolphins, Ben Johnson tells @AdamHoge and @adamjahns.

@IlliniJen Don't get mad at JB. That's more pushback than he ever gets in Illinois.

JB Pritzker tries to be funny on Colbert. He’s not. Asked about his own gerrymandered map? Instantly pivots to Trump and the GOP. When you can’t defend the rigging, just deflect louder.

@Outkick So done with "the W."

WNBA legend Diana Taurasi goes on historically DUMB rant about demanding more league pay. Taurasi also prefers getting paid in a 'communist' country. MORE: outkick.com/sports/former-…

@ClayTravis ESPN is ruining sports.

Who is the target audience for ESPN’s $30 a month streaming service? There are no unique premium offerings at launch. If you like ESPN, you already have cable. If you like ESPN & don’t have cable are you going to pay $360 a year just for ESPN? I legit think there is no market.

@FreckledLiberty Choosing to spend elsewhere.

fuck this shit.

@JCondreay Footwork.

Did you see this video of Joe Burrow trying to throw a baseball? It was surprising! He’s obviously a great athlete and used to throwing, so what was going on?

If the press quickly dismisses something as a "nothingburger," it's probably a somethingburger.

@jwilson1812two 😀

Pastors, you don’t need to write a book to be significant. What you are doing checks that box.

@LIEngProf @erickson_68 @DuPageCountyGOP Thanks.

Here it is. Not pretty, but an improvement over the old “earmuff” district from the ‘00s-‘10s. It is drawn to take in Hispanic parts of the city and to elect a Hispanic member, yes. You can research who pushed for the creation of these “minority-majority” districts, but you may not like what you find…

Here is Illinois’ 4th Congressional district. Texas reps, you seriously came here to complain about unfair maps? Illinois literally invented the concept. Go home!

@JamesRosenTV @nealadamsdotcom Wash by hand only!

Today I am drinking coffee from my plastic 1977 ⁦@nealadamsdotcom⁩ glass, which was probably mostly Dick Giordano, but hey—it’s Monday and I needed my fix. And I’m not talking about caffeine. I already had a cup of coffee at home today in a non-Neal delivery vehicle.

@LIEngProf @erickson_68 @DuPageCountyGOP So what does it look like today? Is the district still racialized and drawn to make sure Garcia never loses?

@StanGuthrie @erickson_68 @DuPageCountyGOP That’s the correct Rep, but that’s the map from the last decade. The old district was notorious for its shape and was known as the “earmuff” district. It was originally drawn back in 2002, then a different version for 2012. It doesn’t exist anymore though. So, the AI is wrong.