Stanley Alausa 🌍♻️

Hi I'm Stanley, a Monitoring and Evaluation Officer in the State Health Statistics and M&E Unit at the Lagos State Ministry of Health, where I manage health data systems and analytics to support evidence-based decision-making across public health programs.

A lady misplaced her certificate in a bus. Kindly retweet if this crossed your TL. Someone that knows her might be on your TL ❤️

@avipat_ I'm sorry you had to make the tough decision. The publicity for Kled was low though cos I'm sure if we heard of it sooner. You'd have gotten more legitimate people than the frauds. It is a few fraudulent persons who keep repeating registration with fake details.

We have removed Kled from the Nigerian app store and IP banned the entire region. The first thing I would like to say is I have nothing against Nigeria. I have a ton of friends from this region and these were some of our earliest app adopters. Genuinely, thank you all for the support. Kled has been up and running and out of beta for 4 months now. We have paid out hundreds of thousands of people for their data, and our users have uploaded over 1 billion assets onto our platform. After several months of uploads we found that Nigeria had a ≈95% fraud rate. Instead of real, usable data, users were uploading pictures of black screens, duplicate photos, internet generated images, AI generated images, etc. at an unimaginable scale. In comparison, Malaysia, Indonesia, and the Philippines have a less than 10% fraud rate across 10x the userbase size. Our fraud system is fast to catch these issues but the level of complexity of these schemes is getting out of hand. This weekend we were flooded with thousands of fake Japanese passports and identity cards with Nigerians photoshopped onto them in our KYC system. That was the final straw. As a startup we can't afford to eat the costs of that data overhead, so we temporarily removed the app from the region while we improved our fraud detection and banning system to quickly filter out bad actors when the time is right. On top of all of this, every time we make a post there is someone asking us to bring the region back within seconds. We hear you, but it's gotten out of hand. We've made this decision with great care. We love everyone who has genuinely supported Kled from Nigeria, and we hope to return when the time is right. -Kled Team

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Would you delete your X account for $250K if you had over 100k followers?

@Merit__Harmony Hi 🫂 All will be well ❤️‍🩹 x.com/i/status/20513…

I’m going to be real with my X family for a second… I am exhausted. 🥺🥲💔 ​For nearly 3 months, I’ve put everything into this platform, chasing that 5M goal. I’ve stayed up late, planned, and posted my heart out, but the finish line feels like it’s moving further away. ​Sometimes it feels like I’m shouting into a void. I’m not giving up, but today, I just need a little bit of love to keep me going. A simple ‘Hi’ or a 🫂 would mean the world right now. 💔💔

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Oya post your business let’s help businesses

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PLEASE HELP 🙏🏻😭 Loans or donations, Every penny counts.

Please, any amount helps. And if you can't give, a retweet helps. My accounts: OPAY 611350980/ GTBank 0138802913 Stanley Alausa My mental health is hanging by a thread. I'm not ashamed to say I need help. Everyone needs me to be strong, but I can't do this alone. 🙏🏾

I'm stranded. My savings are gone. No loan came. I need ₦700,000 total for the MRI, medical support, and to keep us afloat. So far: ✅ ₦50k loan from a friend ✅ ₦16k extra 💰 Remaining need: ~₦634,000

My dad hasn't spoken a word since January 3rd. A stroke (CVA) took his voice.

Dear TwitterNG, Help save my Dad !!! 😭

Everytime the DSS/Army/Police picks up based on social media posts, I marvel at the efficiency. Seemingly anon accounts get nabbed under 24hours - anywhere they are, within the country. 48H max. Makes you wonder. Makes you also confirm the truth about Nigeria's insecurity.

🚨🗣️𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Al Nassr owner on Cristiano Ronaldo losing a title decider game: "I've spent 600 Million on him, yet he knows nothing other than doing siuu." 😳

@YemiAshimolowo Every job is teachable. Teach people what you want them to do and they will learn and advance in it. Someone finishes from school and you won’t employ him/her because you’re looking for 10years experienced candidate. Experience from where?

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

The telecom cartel is bleeding Nigerians dry. The company now known as Most Terrible Network (@MTNNG) sits at the top of this exploitation pyramid, stealing, robbing, and extorting millions of Nigerian subscribers daily. But they’re not alone. @AirtelNigeria. @GloWorld. @9mobileNG. All complicit. All are feeding off Nigerians with impunity. Dropped calls. Vanishing data. Phantom charges. The agencies supervising are also complicit, no consequences. Enough is enough. This is not poor service; it is organized exploitation. #OCCUPYMTN NOW Reclaim your digital rights.

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