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I could hear myself breathing, elbows by my side, arms and hands laying on my chest with fingers intertwined. My feet swaying side to side, I’m on an Astral train. Wide awake while still asleep, I look up and see 4 versions of myself rushing to the back of the train. CONT…..

@JEChalmers Uh where?

BREAKING: New figures show that annual inflation moderated in February. Headline inflation moderated to be 3.7% through the year. This is down from 3.8% through the year to January. While we’ve seen inflation tick down today, it was too high before the war and the conflict in the Middle East will make it worse. We know that people are still under pressure and that’s why we're continuing to deliver responsible cost of living relief.

@ElleKnoxxxAu Is there enough room for 2?

Would you like to join me?

@JEChalmers Now do the gas industry

We’ve just introduced new legislation into Parliament to help consumers get a fair go at the petrol pump with bigger penalties for false and misleading conduct and cartel behaviour. We’re putting petrol companies on notice. We won’t cop big corporates treating Australian motorists like mugs.

@ktdenise QR Codes

Fuel to be capped at $40 per day? How they going to police that exactly? I could get $40 at one servo and then $40 at another! But...here we fuckin go 🙄

@rick_rampal If the farmers aren’t happy then there must be an issue, they’re the ones on the ground doing the work.

Australia just signed a trade deal with the EU. No tariffs from either side. Good start for our farm produce. But surprise,surprise,the farmers aren't happy, and the Nationals leader,Sooty,isn't either. And the ABC just shows those 2 reactions,making it seem Labor fvked up again!

@TateTheTalisman I’m teachable

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

💥 Spread this to your Australian low knowledge Greenie friends❗️ BTW - it underestimates by not mentioning fertiliser from hydrocarbons.

@MikeCarlton01 Yeah because the terrorists always tell the truth..

Curiously, the Iranians seem entirely unaware of this interesting development…

@vonderleyen @AlboMP Fuck off, we don’t need your bullshit.

Dear @AlboMP thank you for your warm welcome to Canberra today. Europe and Australia share the same vision of the world – even though worlds apart. We believe in the power of openness and partnership. We believe that prosperity is driven by free and fair trade. We believe that peace is built on rules, and that our security is interconnected. And even though we live in different hemispheres, we are ready to join forces to defend them. In a time of global turbulence, I’m here to take our partnership to the next level. We need to. And we want to.

@vonderleyen Fuck off

After almost a decade of work – we can say: we did it. We have concluded the EU-Australia Free Trade Agreement. And it is such a win for both sides ↓ twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@MFWitches Pretty sure that’s not why a woman is not elected..

How the fuck do we live in a world where American men wouldn’t elect a woman President because she might “get hormonal and start WW3” so they instead elected a man President who’s started the biggest war and accompanying supply collapse the world has ever seen? #NewsCorpse

@AshPolitik But Singapore just cancelled 6 ships heading here. Yeah good job Albo

Good Job Albo

@vonderleyen What the fuck has Albo got us into now??

🇦🇺 Honoured to be welcomed to Australia by the Governor-General, H.E. Sam Mostyn. I’m here to celebrate the long-standing friendship between Europe and Australia, and this is the most perfect start to this visit.

@blondaussiebabe Not if I’m working out

Would you approach me at the gym?

@daanysaeed Will not be missed. We should in fact stop funding the ABC

Developing story - staff at the ABC have voted to go on strike for the first time in 20 years. More to come.

Started my fast at midnight Monday.. 48hrs but may extend to 72hrs

@KobieThatcher The best

I love this president.

@melaniedoak Green?!? You are even dumber than before

Albanese doesn’t give a fuck about anybody but himself and I wish I had known that when I voted for him, I will be voting Green from now on because they genuinely care about this country and the people who live in it

@joni_askola US doesn’t need its oil… What are you on about??

Going to war with a country, then immediately floating the idea of lifting sanctions on its oil to prevent your own economic collapse, is the definition of strategic failure

Delly out here guarding Cotton like it’s Steph from the 16’ NBA Finals #nbl @SydneyKings @andrewbogut