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Politician kids in Kenya. #ByeByePassaris

@makaumutua You have been tagged as one of the lovers in babas history

No one associated with the Panel of Experts on Compensation or the Executive has EVER said that compensation is a do-all and be-all or that it’s a substitute for accountability or prosecutions. This is a tired line by minds that have exhausted their creative cycle😢

@Kenyans Toeni faith hapa coz coz hawa ameshinda in thought already.

Who is your preferred Nairobi Woman Rep in 2027? #KenyansPoll 1. Esther Passaris 2. Faith Odhiambo 3. Millicent Omanga 4. Rachel Shebesh

@KijanayaKabras Because ndio mtu wao wa mkono... Yule jamaa hutumwa jacket kwa gari.

Why not other presidents? I can only see their country names, but there’s nothing about ‘His or Her Excellency’ written over there … in Kenya, we joke a lot, aisee!

Guys, kindly learn to condomize before engaging coz these stats are CRAAAAAZY!!

These guys have set an SI Unit for dumbness... Like WTF!!

@HonAmasonKingi National productivity and performance, yet you have never done that in your political career... Have some shame.

This morning, I attended and made keynote remarks at the National Productivity and Performance Conference 2026, organised by the Salaries and Remuneration Commission (SRC) at the Kenya School of Government in Lower Kabete, Nairobi. For the public sector—comprising over one million public servants spread across ministries, county governments, the Teachers Service Commission, and State Corporations—this conference represented an unwavering commitment to reviewing how we work, serve, and deliver value to the Kenyan people. This formidable and dedicated government workforce occupies a special place as the operational backbone of our Republic, and its productivity directly determines the effectiveness of public service delivery. In the session headlined “Driving Productivity and Performance through Legislative Reforms and Policy Coherence,” I share my insights on how the Senate has executed its mandate of legislation, oversight, representation and budget approval to accord counties full supporting, resulting in improved work output and better services for the public. I reiterated the Senate’s unwavering commitment to sustaining and strengthening the devolved system through, among other key interventions, consistent increase in equitable share allocations and institutional reforms that enhance county performance. I also commended SRC - one of the progressive institutions established under the 2010 Constitution, anchored in Article 230 and operationalized through the SRC Act - for its diligence in setting and regularly reviewing the remuneration and benefits of state officers, culminating in a fair, transparent, and fiscally sustainable public service. Thanks to these strategic interventions, SRC has immensely contributed to the aligning of public sector incentives with national development priorities and the aspirations of Kenyans, resulting in a lean, efficient, and results-oriented government.

Kangaru School has decided to take discipline to another level. Students are being sent back home after collecting their belongings, with clear instructions that the school will be conducting fresh admissions.

@Ali_Manzu Huku hamna new blood to take over?

19 years on, still. Alhamdulillah 🥷

@JalangoMwenyewe, your political career died the moment you were elected and ran to @StateHouseKenya to kiss a** at the expense of your party.

@moneyacademyKE @WilliamsRuto @_KithureKindiki so the country is broke huh?

National Treasury officials have been accused of stealing over Sh1.5 billion from a UN-backed rural finance programme. EACC has moved to seize their assets over the alleged fraud.

@HonOscarSudi Unadanganya huyo mama na anaenda nyumbani very early in the morning.

I joined fellow leaders today at Umoja Secondary, Nyota Ward, for the Kuresoi North Youth & Women Empowerment Fund Drive alongside Nakuru Governor H.E. Susan Kihika, Embu Governor H.E Cecily Mbarire ,DG David Kones, Nakuru First Gentleman Sam Mburu, Trans Nzoia Senator Allan Chesang, Former Bomet Governor Isaac Ruto,Nakuru East MP Hon. David Gikaria, Bahati MP Hon. Irene Njoki, Mathira MP Eric Wamumbi, Murang’a Woman Rep Betty Maina, MCAs, and other leaders. The fund drive puts capital and skills directly into the hands of youth and women in Kuresoi North. When we empower mothers and young people, we unlock jobs, small businesses, and dignity at the household level.

@NPSOfficial_KE You're condemning your officers? You know very well this is an empty statement as your officers are always accompanying the same goons.

PRESS STATEMENT : NPS CONDEMNS POLITICAL INTOLERANCE, VIOLENCE AND GOONISM

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😂😂😂✌🏿 Wanting a fight with someone you have no clue of their capabilities is a No!! No!!

@MusaliaMudavadi Bwana mpiga picha sasa unafanya elaboration za mapicha ulikuwa unapiga.

Kenya at the G7 Summit. Key Outcomes and Benefits for Kenyans.

@amerix @KIMANIICHUNGWAH @OsoroSylvanus @JunetMohamed

Name your 3 worst members of parliament.

@NdindiNyoro What's the work of the PA mnaandikiwa na parliament at our expense? Don't they know how to arrange your itinerary from the most important to the least? Hapa umetubeba ufala sana alafu unatuambia vipindi.

Wadosi Wakenya Wote, I come in Peace and humility. The vote for the Finance Bill happened yesterday; disappointingly, I was not in Parliament. I travelled out of the Country on Wednesday evening for engagements that could not have been postponed. But no explanation should absolve the blame. As for the feedback we have received from all Kenyans, we take it with humility. All the feedback will go a long way in making us better as we discharge our duties in Parliament and outside as we serve the great people of Kenya. We have always been available and forthright in debating both the Appropriations Bill and the Finance Bill on the committee and on the floor of the house as a commitment to giving a different and alternative view. This has also been an important platform of informing Kenyans on the things that affect them, the businesses, investment decisions and the Economy in general. Whereas this is important, we also must acknowledge the fact that Parliament is in an unprecedented phase where both the Majority and the Minority leadership are on the same side thereby making it difficult to effectively act as an institution of oversight. That’s why we choose to do it both inside and outside. On the proposals we had on reducing fuel prices, we had the opportunity to appear before the relevant committees. Unfortunately, the Finance Committee did not include the proposals in their final report. The alternative that was left was that of initiating a private member bill. However, this was deemed as a “Money Bill” and could not be carried as an amendment in the Finance Bill on the Floor. It had to take its own course. The guidance from relevant offices in parliament was that we initiate the process after the Finance bill process since most officers of parliament and especially the Parliament Budget Office were engaged in the process of Finance Bill and Appropriations Bill. The process will now continue on a different path. I have taken time to read the feedback from Kenyans and it is clear that; we carry an immense responsibility that we should always live up to. We are glad that together, we have achieved many things through debate, talking about them in forums & media and sharing information. To cite just two; In December, we were able to speak forthrightly about the plan to hike School Fees for Day Secondary Schools. The plan was shelved, not by the involvement of Parliament; but by the government knowing that Kenyans were aware. Earlier this year, we took up the issue of the 15% GoK sale of Safaricom shares. While the majority of numbers prevailed in Parliament, the Judiciary sided with our view and money has never changed hands. The sale has never been effected. We have taken it upon ourselves to tabulate, collate and analyse Economic related information which we always quietly and gladly share with leaders both in Parliament and outside for better oversight and alternative viewpoints. Personal comfort would call for us to be quiet at critical moments, but it is unpatriotic to seek comfort over what is right. As human as we are, we are far from being perfect and we will always seek to learn from the feedback we receive. Asanteni sana. We are African and Africa is our Business.

Kenya is just a huge crime scene. Nairobi County is something else entirely.

Friday ni Friday... It should be peaceful though.

@ntvkenya Hehehehe!! So you know talanta stadium costed twice more than it should have. This might just end up costing the same coz the magnitude of corruption in this regime is mind-boggling. We welcome the upgrade but it should be financially viable.

State shares design renders of what JKIA will look like after the airport is upgraded 📸Courtesy