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@MHTruthUltra You have summoned the FOSS community.

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything. Everything is a subscription service, like literally everything. You can't buy Microsoft Office, you have to purchase a subscription for a year. You literally have to pay for everything FOREVER. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

.@Costco Food Court needs a screen showing whose order is up. Nobody can ever hear their order with the noisy noise environment.

“Moroni presides over the destinies of America, and feels a lively interest in all our doings. He was in the camp of Washington; and, by an invisible hand, led on our fathers to conquest and victory.” - Apostle Orson Hyde

@Theolojism @BigNickAbrams *ping!*

@StarshieldSam @BigNickAbrams Maybe he’s upping the M1 Garand

Emptying the clip on everyone if my girl posted ts

@TheOnlyDSC Patriot

Just got a 6-year-old illegal selling oranges to pay for his abuelita’s cancer meds picked up by ICE…

I once found a wheat penny under a loose brick of an old brick sidewalk.

Every day, man. Every day.

Just went to McDonalds in rural Mississippi and had my $8 McDouble/small fry/small Coke handed to me by a troon while the American flag on the property flies at half mast in honor of Lindsay Graham The purpose of a system is what it does

@lutochris @riboprotein

I keep meeting other dads I like around town, and then my wife tells me the deets from the wife-cloud about how the guy is lazy/not helping with the kids enough. And then I wonder if wives complain about husbands as a form of mate-guarding

@shazbuttabing @riboprotein A perfect woman “whatabout”-ism response.

@StarshieldSam @riboprotein "My husband shows really great form when he abuses me. He's an extremely hard worker, and I'm so proud of him for how long he can yell at me!"

Me bribing the 5 people in front me on the library reservation book list.

@AlisterHarrow Bookmarking this for that time.

There's going to be a point in the near future when the mask slips and they just admit that they're replacing you. At that point there's literally nothing you can do about it.

@Mericamemed We make fun of it now but the next gen will look back fondly on it.

Why do all Corvette drivers dress like this?

@Manhattva Washington hung Thomas Hickey, his bodyguard, who plotted with the Redcoats to capture Washington. Washington also ordered anyone running away from battle to be shot for cowardice. He wouldn’t put up with the treason today.

What would George Washington do to people and agencies who interfered with US elections?

Aviso de Inundación Repentina incluye Piute County, UT hasta las 6:45 PM MDT

@draco_1967 @DeseretMonk 💯

George Orwell couldn't have crafted a better example of doublespeak than what KSL and the rest of the Utah media do to protect people who shouldn't be here(especially when they are a danger to the community).