Cut Steak on a Bias 🔪🥩
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Cut Steak on a Bias 🔪🥩
@SteakCut
All things 90 Day Fiancé. “I had a couple of wines. Gotta smell like an angel. You don’t love me, you never did, you liar! Get out of my life!”
Katılım Eylül 2020
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@teachthemx3 I guarantee none of those assignments are of passing quality. He is probably going to have to wait longer to get that phone back even after you grade them.
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A student just turned in 9 missing assignments at once and messaged me (on the school app) asking to update his grade ASAP. He wants his phone back.
Translation: an adult at home finally checked the gradebook.
Good luck to all the high school teachers getting a flood of missing work as we hit the final stretch for semester grades!
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@CharlesYor29516 They do in the Capital of The Hunger Games!
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@SteakCut No straight man dresses like that and wears makeup.
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Tim’s outfit in Hunt for Love looks like he accidentally wandered off the set of The Hunger Games. All that’s missing is a mockingjay pin and a glass of neon champagne.
#90DayFiance #HuntForLove



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God #DexterResurrection is so good. Best tv I’m watching these days (including any and all reality shows)
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WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I WON’T TAKE HIS “ADVICE.” SORRY SEAN!!!! THEN THEY DRAGGED OUT THE B-TEAM OF DUMB DUMBS: “MEATBALL RON,” TOMI “TOILET” LAHREN, AND TEDDY “CANCUN” CRUZ (HE EVEN FLEW BACK SPECIAL FROM MEXICO!) ALL WHINING ABOUT ME, GCN! THEY HAD TO “PLAY THE MUSIC” TO SHUT TED UP ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR (I GET IT! SO JEALOUS!). TOTAL DISASTER. MAGA HATES ME BECAUSE THEY HATE YOU. THEY HATE THAT CALIFORNIA IS THE 4TH BIGGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD. THEY HATE THAT CRIME IS DOWN, THAT WE’RE #1 IN FARMING (I LOVE THE FARMERS!), MANUFACTURING, TOURISM & TECH… ALL WHILE WE GIVE AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE, FREE SCHOOL MEALS (MAKE AMERICA PREGNANT AGAIN!), PAID “BABY LEAVE” FOR MOMS (THEY SHOULD NOT RETURN ANYWAYS!!), $20 MINIMUM WAGE & SO MUCH MORE FOR THE PEOPLE!!! THEY HATE THAT DEMOCRATS ARE WINNING. FOX & MAGA HAVE NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!!! THEY SHOULD CRY HARDER! SAD!!! — GCN
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@Show_Yer_Tweets That's not Janelle without filters?! I thought she forgot the filters.
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@theliamnissan Trump’s name was redacted, because he’s a victim of Jeffrey Epstein. That’s right, Mr. Epstein s*xually molested President Trump, and the FBI redacted out Trump’s name because they redacted out all of the victims’ names, OK?!
He’s a victim for God’s sake! Have some empathy!!!
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@Klbonbon This would be like a whole new RuPaul’s Drag Race Snatch Game of Love, except Janelle would ruin it like everything else she does!
What kind of questions do you think they would ask her?!
GIF
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@Partron_ Exclusively breastfed babies follow different growth charts—they tend to be smaller and leaner. Bottle-fed babies are often overfed due to faster milk flow, while breastfeeding requires more effort, helping babies feel full sooner.
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@kwok_xian The problem was he couldn't see any of the warning signs because other things became effected. The stroke led to his lost of independence. He went from being completely self sufficient to needing full time care. Hopefully your relative will go get them soon.
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@kwok_xian Missing noises with made up things (old radio music, etc.). This led to him not getting regular check ups and taking care of things like updating his glasses prescription, yearly teeth cleaning, or taking his blood pressure medication. He eventually suffered a major stroke.
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