Matthew Steiner

New blog post!! The Platform Engineer of the Future - cloudytechnologist.com/2019/04/05/the…

@JoeBaguley I’d be pressing the button just to see what happens - so what did happened when you pressed the button?

I hope that you are as confused by the sign on this hot drinks machine as I am. #Wales

@JoeBaguley @OnlyCatAI Far from desirable - did ‘a fox ate my cat’ make MVP or is it on the backlog?

@JoeBaguley @OnlyCatAI lol - I reckon you’ll wake up and there will be a fox in your sitting room wondering how to get out 😂

The AI assisted cat flap from @OnlyCatAI has arrived and been installed. Hopefully no more contraband will be allowed inside the house, no more chasing mice round the landing at 2am for me!

@EdinburghTrams @Robert_Drysdale So what is it - and why aren’t your signs at Edinburgh airport not saying the trans are stopping at West End?

@Robert_Drysdale Due to driver hours and current resources we can only run Airport - West End presently. Ticket acceptance in place for West End - Newhaven.

Following the disruption, full services have now resumed. There may be some extended wait times while we get back to a regular frequency. We are sorry for the disruption to your journey. #edintravel

The arrogance of this response is next level. Not to mention factually incorrect in that Kyle Larson does turn right. He’s also racing the Indy 500 and most F1 drivers publicly admit their fear of ovals.

@JoeBaguley Following @JoeBaguley recommendation I bought the Apex equivalent- apexskiboots.com/pages/shop-ape… They are comfy like slippers but high performance too! If going to Tahoe, you can try before buy (but you will buy them). ApexBootExperts.com code STEINER50 for $50 off!!

Of course, those people with boots like mine have no problem with stairs… ;) skidahu.ch

When I retire and open a bar/restaurant in a ski resort it will be the most popular one ever, because accessing the toilets will not involve using stairs…

@VirtualGirlLS It’s the Brum-Eye!! Enjoy the evening - see everyone tomorrow 😊

#Christmaslights #UKVMUG #vCurry

@VirtualGirlLS @UKVMUG @LonVMUG I’m registered but can’t come now for the curry - can you unregister me please? I will still be coming Thursday!!!! See you then

If you are joining us for @UKVMUG #vCurry on Wednesday 22nd Nov at ICC, please make sure you register via this form!!#UKVMUG @LonVMUG

@FlightyApp trying to invite friend to flighty - their link is not working

@SimiiArora I guess you are winning Simran! @British_Airways offloaded me from my flight even though I connected in time 🤷‍♂️. Now on the 19:20 from LHR…. (I’ll take the IDB compo - should pay for a meal at Ichibana!!!). Looking forward to seeing everyone this week 😊😊

Departure delayed by only 20 mins 😅 so in BA world that’s a good start I guess ! Let the week begin… #vmwareexplore #barcelona

This video from @NorwichCityFC is the best bit of Mental Health Awareness I’ve ever seen… watch until the end.

@markstockham @JoeBaguley Surprised he got to Leeds - presumably the motorways have a charger at every junction now, as I’ve heard (and it is a 100% FACT) that the average range is about 10 miles. Particularly at this time of year when there may be leaves on the road.

@JoeBaguley Surely if you leave it for more than 5 minutes the battery will run down anyway? Or the car park will collapse under the weight....

Just parked my EV next to a diesel car in a car park for the day here in Leeds. Now a bit worried about it getting caught in a fire like the one caused by a diesel car in Luton… ;)

@EdinburghTrams That’s all very good - but what’s the point of having arrival times on your signs that are totally inaccurate - they seem to be ‘timetable based’ rather than real time. According to your signs, 3 trams to the airport have passed while I’ve been here…

Update 18:45. Following the Police Incident at Shandwick Place, full service has now resumed. There may be some extended wait times whilst we get back to a regular frequency.

@JoeBaguley @Beathhigh Ok - but I get 62p, you only get 61p

@Steiner_Matthew @Beathhigh 50:50 right?

If only I could think of something to do with a twenty-six dollars royalty cheque…

@jodishely @ChrisStapleton We went to his first C2C in the UK, maybe his first ever gig here - I’ll never forget the ovation the crowd gave him after ‘Whisky and Me’, I think it lasted longer than the song - he was almost in tears. Seminal gig…. Amazing artist

Ready for @ChrisStapleton tonight in Omaha!

Should probably add the link 😂. sxsw.com/news/2023/2024…

Cool to see @DreamWifeMusic photo as inspiration for 2024 @sxsw music submissions. Brilliant photo and my favourite moment of SXSW 2023 (apart from presenting of course 😀) Panelpicker 2024 open - got an awesome follow up to our 2022/23 sessions planned @edhoppitt

Yey - finally arrived - Gallus sound as good on Vinyl as they do live 😊😊❤️🤘🎸 @gallusareaband

@_iiBus @on_lothianbuses It’s only 4 stops that need changing not the entire network. The stops where the buses are actually stopping have no signs or timetables posted anymore - the ‘temporary stops’ have been removed. The ones with signs and timetables over the road, the buses are just driving past.

@Steiner_Matthew @on_lothianbuses The network has thousands of stops. It would just not be possible to change them all the night of the change which is why they were changed in advance.

@on_lothianbuses You have removed the timetables from the temporary bus stops and installed them in the new ones at Ocean Terminal but the buses are not using them until Sunday apparently- people are going to miss their buses and flights if you don’t change them back!!!