Stephen Payette

@_Simon_Marshall @spencer_dunn Correct 🦊 hope you like it!!!

@spencer_dunn @StephenPayette do you have any comments at this time?

@BryanCranston crangrats

For lent this year I’m giving up

@truckly4long Thank you Carly! I’m happy with this as my yearly tweet

All pants are tearaway pants if you’re not a coward

@mattwrightcomic @darkestimeline Forever

@darkestimeline @StephenPayette

This is gonna be tough! Both sides made a lot of interesting and thought provoking noises #Debates2020

@TheRyanDillon Well done sir

Nascar banning the confederate flag is the only left turn they have ever made that no one saw coming.

Anyone who believes NL does not have racism, may I please direct you to the CBCNL Facebook comments section for a swift reality check 🙃

[3rd question in a game of 20 Questions] "is it California?" Anthony Kiedis: "yeah"

The word catapult sounds like it was designed to absolutely LAUNCH a cat

In baseball, why are the coaches also dressed to play?? Like sorry chuck, but you just turned 67, you’re not going in.

I’m disagree, I do not hope your email finds me

I hope this email finds MY SON, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

@mattwrightcomic @yimmygee @MikeFardy Hahahahahahahaha

@yimmygee @MikeFardy @StephenPayette

I’m glad they named those hornets something that wouldn’t freak people out!

@jermnolan Oh god

Looks like it’s time for another Quentin Tarantino Quarantine Tino Tonitini Martini

Anyone have any tips on working from home?? I’m finding it super hard to do without a job

I came back to Twitter after 5 years to make THIS horrible joke.

Narrator: Welcome back to Italian Shark Tank Guy eating a meatball sub: Ehhh, what's the big idea!!!