STEPHEN BARRY - Magician

@TfL @MayorofLondon Driving at 20mph is less efficient then driving at 30mph. It uses more fuel and we are Already In crises. Lose the 20mph speed limit in london #petrol #war #mayor

@bbcapprentice I’d love to know what really goes on behind the scenes, why are the candidates always so so bad! Surely the production team sets them up to fail! #TheApprenticeuk

@reallorraine hope you’re ok, your voice needs a rest! ❤️ @lorraine

@BGT just watching @raffertycoope again on #BritainsGotTalent SOOOOOOOO GOOD #BGT #goldenbuzzer #magic #raffertycoope

When can we get @MayorofLondon out!!!!!!

@DeborahMeaden You were there!!!!!

Right… how was #dragonsden last night?

@liamtuffs1 Just ‘cos he does it, doesn’t mean others will 🤞

Sam Smith is a shining example of who we don’t want our sons growing up to be… dressing like a woman, bearded like a man & wants to be addressed as both (they, them, us) - No! This is mental health, not creative individuality!

@Bishop_Beesley @BBCNews They do wait their turn!!!!

@BBCNews Cool, grifters still get to push in to the front of the queue. It was so unfair that they had to wait their turn just like everyone else.

Alton Towers U-turns on plan to restrict disability pass bbc.in/4rdN5ed

@LBC It’s terribly tough out there When I had a “real job” before doing magic full time I was made redundant and after 1.5 years of applying for over 200 different jobs got offered 3 interviews but no employment

"I think there's something else going on..." Daniel Barnett hears from caller Jess who can’t fathom why she hasn’t got a job she’s applied over 100 times for.

Go to ChatGPT and use this prompt: Create a caricature of me and my job based on everything you know about me. Come back and share your photo: I'll go first.😂

@AntiLeftMemes The driver because they drove too slow!

Who is at fault here?? 🚨 A. Protestor B. Driver

@AntiWokeMemes Give the bus driver a raise 👏 👏

@AccessCard @MerlinEntsNews @THORPEPARK @altontowers @LEGOLANDWindsor @CWOA If the card now doesn’t serve a purpose due to a change, can we get a refund..?

@Stephen_Barry @MerlinEntsNews @THORPEPARK @altontowers @LEGOLANDWindsor @CWOA Hi - we charge providers nothing at all for responding to and integrating Access Cards intotheir customer flow: £0.00 For processing their individual access scheme there's a nominal admin cost for each successful 3 year application. 1 charge per customer for a 3 year reg

@LBC @AccessCard @MerlinEntsNews

Alton Towers bans people with ADHD and anxiety from using disability pass for 'fast lane' queuing lbc.co.uk/article/alton-…

The Access Card translates disability/impairment and access requirements into symbols which highlight the reasonable adjustments needed accesscard.org.uk

@MerlinEntsNews #Merlinentertainment

@EYakoby Because it’s the Grammys, Not an opportunity to make any sort of political point

Can anyone explain as to why not a single celebrity wore a pin for or even mentioned the Iranian people at the Grammy’s?

Great to be part of the atmosphere at the TV Choice Awards after party — amazing energy and genuine reactions from so many brilliant people. Always grateful to be invited back year after year to perform close-up magic in rooms like this. Thanks to everyone involved, especially: @JasonManford | @RealBrianConley | @PaulSinha | @livisheldon Also big thanks to @tvchoice and @bauermedia for putting on such an incredible event. #TVChoiceAwards #EventEntertainment #Magic

@eurofounder @MarisaTypesFast Obviously a fake account, this can’t be a real person, And a fake story too, Why is it appearing on my feed

@MarisaTypesFast Maybe when you have a son, not a daughter

My daughter got an offer from Google for a summer internship in California "They will pay me $12,000 per month" she was so excited While the whole family was celebrating, I excused myself I locked myself in a toilet and called Google's HR "My daughter received an internship offer from you, but there must be a mistake" I said The HR woman insisted this salary was standard for engineering interns "No company pays a young woman that much without expecting something in return. Do you want to prostitute my daughter?" I raised my voice She went quiet "Who are you again?" she asked I told her to withdraw the offer immediately My daughter found out three days later and hasn't spoken to me since I already sent her CV to Siemens and SAP, respectable technology companies, much bigger than Google She'll thank me when she's older