Steve 🩺

Love for Service beyond money

@mkainerugaba Ensi tugiryako makoola.

Today, I will release this IDIOT to police. I have run out of diapers. Never test me again!

@Faizafabz If you rent a house that makes you so comfortable, you shall not get the feeling of building your own.

In all this, I’m wondering why you people accept to rent houses with kitchens that look like chemistry labs 😭😭😭😭. Bathrooms that are just a narrow corridor with a toilet seat and a shower head😭😭😭. DO YOU NOT CARE FOR FUNCTIONALITY????

@EstherAssimwe You should have kept silent rather than showing stupidity.

Before you abuse me,what else should I have done?? There things you just smile and let go because even if you show rage nothing will happen. Hope has been lost

Jokes aside, Gen.Muhoozi is a really funny person. I love his humor 😂😂😂😂😂

@DoreenNasaasira So, in 2019, you were 24yrs. What were you doing with a single mum of 3? Did she have money? In her mid 40s, probably 45, What are you searching for? The chances of giving you any child are very few? Her children are almost 20yrs now, do you think a 20yr old will call you daddy?

Hi Doreen.., Hi Doreen..,my name is Andrew and I'm 31yrs old,i left Uganda in 2019 to go and look for green pastures in one of the gulf country and that is qatar 🇶🇦 so when i was still in Uganda,i dated a single mother and this woman has 3kids and for me i don't have any kid and I'm not married so i spent two years with this woman while i was in Uganda so i left her there and i came to work but i have a challenge and i need your advice pliz,i want to marry this woman and i have trusted this woman in some of my projects that I'm doing,she has been the one supervising them but one day i send her to pay a visit to my mum and taking some things for her,so i told my mum that she is the lady i want to marry and mum said never and it can't happen to marry a woman who is older than you,and of course the woman is older than me (in her Mid 40’s) ,Now just my mother looking at her,she told me,that a woman has even kids that l deserve another woman . She didn’t like her at all. so what should i do coz i have showed this woman every project i have done but i haven’t told her what my mum said about her, Upto now im still silent . how could i separate with this woman without hurting her pliz. I honestly want to respect my mother . I’m confused now . But whats wrong with marrying a single mother of 3? i will need your advice plus your followers ..!

@JaneRuth_Aceng You think you are one of them, wait when they show you shege.

Chairman, directive is noted. We are ready to abide, however the PLU ministers are in Kyankwanzi, currently upto 23 Ministers. Our prayer is that the handover takes place after our return. Long live Chairman.

He keeps saying 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry'. It won't help him now.

@d37986 @dr_marvin_hays @OsbertNahuira @SimonBrad363794 @AmpurireDickens @atuheirealex3 @Arindaivan30 @akankunda81545 @alexkiko18 @Antony17k @AMarybrea84805 Someone who cannot do syrgical toileting and suturing to have a title Dr!

So this is what pharmacists have been waiting for. But these people are too fast, let's fight for the policy. We shall come back to it later. But anyways congratulations up on getting the title. What do current Drs say about it

@NewtonAllan6 This and more shall go on to happen for as long as the government doesnt prioritize health.

This is someone’s “general body check up”. 🥲

@Cecilia97N Such tweets are the reason for high levels of prostitution in young women.

A salary of 500k in this economy?? You are better off unemployed!

@Chiomabtq 2002 is 24yrs ago. If you were 18yrs then, you are now 42yrs. Ononya ki?

There’s a guy I crushed on way back in school from Ntare School called Mbaine Daniel, F.5 class of 2002 I didn’t tell you that I liked you then when we met for a debating competition. But I know you liked me from the small chat that we had. You told me we would meet again. Up to now m still waiting. If you are on this app please dm and we finish what we should have finished then.

@b_jude1 The Honda CBR 250 is a bike. Not a car.

Oh God

@roxie_ug Trimming your nails doesnt stop them from growing so does circumcision. Dont blame your poor gardening skills to the small hoe.

Circumcision should be done at 17 - 21 years when the penis has stopped growing. Stop circumcising 2 year olds causing stunted growth.

@DissentFu Work smart not hard.

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die. And there is now a trillionaire.

@EstherAssimwe You seem to have more pain than the husband.

😂😂😂😂Kyoka Mackline my sister. She's busy talking about people using other people's painful moments to create content but she didn't mind about her marital husband's mental health when she was cheating on him. Mackline Assimwe yewunyisa. Indeed wonders shall never end😂😂

@FcbShedy Xenophobia isnt political.

🚨 BREAKING : Didier Drogba on Africans Supporting Mexico Over South Africa "To see some Africans openly rooting against South Africa simply because of political disagreements is disappointing. Football has always been a game that brings people together, not a battlefield for political divisions. You don't have to support South Africa just because they're African. Everyone has the right to support whichever team they like. But if your reason for supporting Mexico is purely political, then you're missing the spirit of the game. Football should be decided by passion, respect, and what happens on the pitch—not by governments, policies, or political arguments. For ninety minutes, let football be football. As Africans, we can disagree on politics and still celebrate each other's achievements in sport. We don't have to turn every match into a political statement."

@DrRitaDed How on earth did you grow with this poor maths?

Elon Musk is worth $1.2 trillion. He could literally give every human $1m and have money left over but he chooses to hoard the wealth. I hate this man

@Kusaasirarita How about giving tips to make more money rather than lasting longer in intimacy

Dear gents, Take honey + warm water before intimacy. You will last forever.

@Potassium_k6 Things that make men happy

I love crazy people they make me miss our childhood 😭💔

@mbales_finest He wanted to show his village people that he has bought a car.

But who exactly motivated this person that a mark 𝕏 can pass there😂

@DailyMonitor That was the conductor. The passengers were seated inside. 2 in front with the driver, 6 behind in the 3 seater.

WATCH: A man risked his life this morning by sitting on a moving car’s boot in Moyo town. The dangerous stunt highlights severe transport shortages across West Nile districts, which routinely force desperate passengers into risking it all on overloaded vehicles. #MonitorUpdates 🎥 Felix Warom Okello