Steven K Mark

Rooting for Buffalo to beat Montreal is the closest I’m getting to a playoff win this month. I hope the Habs lose in an unusually devastating and awful way that we’ll remember for decades. Go Sabres!!!!! Finish them!!!!!!!!!

Phil Hartman in SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER is 100% perfection

Let the psychic bang the drum Monday.

One hilarious scene of many from GHOSTBUSTERS (1984). "Dogs and cats living together, massive hysteria!"

The goalie version of “everybody eats” had a good run

@Yankees I dreamt the impossible. That maybe things will turn out right 😎🎸

Jones plates Jazz 🤝

On this day in 2006. “These guys are good. SCARY GOOD.”

“Andy, I can’t read.” “You sure as fuck wrote Sussudio.” “I already told you, I’m not Phil Collins.”

Mother’s Day: Divorced Dads today:

In April 2026 "Mr. Brightside" became the first song in history to reach exactly 500 weeks on the UK Singles Chart. Before that, in 2024, Mr. Brightside had already received the Guinness World Record for being the single by a band/group with the most accumulated weeks on the British chart. And the craziest thing: The track never reached #1.

Watch an all-new trailer for Christopher Nolan's #TheOdyssey, in theaters and IMAX on July 17. Starring Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson and Lupita Nyong’o, with Zendaya and Charlize Theron.

I wanted to take some time to think about my favorite John Sterling call. I think this is the one.

A new trip is right around the corner... THE FOUR SEASONS RETURNS MAY 28!

At a divorce paper signing… WOMAN: I regret ever joining that Star Wars dating app MAN: You were looking for love in Alderaan places WOMAN: And I really regret marrying a Star Wars pun addict MAN: It was a wookie mistake WOMAN: Just sign it MAN, SIGNING: May divorce be with you

John Sterling’s final home run call Rest In Peace ❤️

There is literally always a tweet.

Golden Tempo was literally dead last in the final turn and then outkicked everyone to win the Kentucky Derby. What an insane finish.

Rasmus Dahlin via Instagram: