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@SoveyX Rice, rice, baby!

How Asian are you?

@JebraFaushay They tried to make me wear a hijab, I said, "No, no, no!"

Close enough. Welcome back Amy Winehouse. I shall call you Amir.

@JebraFaushay The birth of hip-hop?

Whose idea was it to make *NSYNC bounce on giant balls as part of their choreography? So embarrassing and cringe.

@SoveyX Snorkel Like an Egyptian

She can do this underwater and I almost met Jesus early due to a snorkeling incident. We’re pretty much the same.

@JebraFaushay Or beastiality, for the record.

In a short amount of time, I gave it a little consideration and decided I’m not really into cowboys.

@alphafox It's the, "Could I have a few thousand extra napkins?" look.

What do you call this look? 😳

@SoveyX Furry love is way more intense than puppy love.

@SoveyX This also in Shadara Delhi, India.

The moment you realize Final Destination is not just a movie and you are the main character.

@JebraFaushay And this... Nicknamed "Mimi the Diva", she's demanded white kittens and puppies for photo shoots, $1,000 bottles of water, and once had a team of 20 just to roll out a red carpet. In her memoir The Meaning of Mariah Carey, she leans into it: I am a diva. I require certain things.

All you need to do for financial success is come up with one really good Christmas song and sing it every year for the rest of your life.

@alphafox I wonder what sound it makes when it's being strangled?

Ever want to communicate with a furry but didn’t know how? Well, this woman (I think) explains the process:

I am so there! I can't tell you how many times I've wished for ten arms and five heads!

@SoveyX I have some white boxers. Well, kinda white.

Does anyone have a white flag I can borrow? "Umm... I surrender?"

@Geniustechw I think he's turning into an Olsen Twin.

How is this possible?

@JebraFaushay Ah yes, Dakota Johnson. Most famous for being mistaken for Dakota Fanning.

Actress Dakota Johnson felt grim in the United States, but being in Saudi Arabia has given her a sense of renewal.

@ReelJustinLewis Blackout Approved Protest Apparel

@amazon Golden Shower Approved

These electronics deals are too good to miss - grab them now at Amazon! 🔌

@AntiLeftMemes And sonny-boy couldn't agree more.

@JebraFaushay @alphafox I've ALWAYS wanted to cuddle with Kim Jong-Un

The most manly thing you can do is get together and hug, clothing optional. h/t @alphafox

@elonmusk I'd settle for being able to afford rent AND groceries.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if anyone who wanted to experience the wonder of space, the Moon or Mars could do so?

@juliedonuts Cool hate vibe. Does Julie Donuts mean you're super greasy and have a huge hole in your middle?

Oh look. This creepy creature is promoting its book at Costco. Perfect match. 🤮