Nick

@dontforgetchaos I have scheduled complaints about it being too cold for two weeks time.

UK HEAT WAVE - DAY 2 My tea keeps evaporating The ginger neighbour exploded Ice cream more expensive than Gulf oil The swans have melted All the pigeons are dead Cheese turned to coal

@UPS_UK 36 hours after you put my delivery in the Yeep box I've still not had my code. Going to reject and start a chargeback if my code for my @NewBalanceUK is not here by 9am. Utterly useless.

@Se_Railway Yes. Just let me in.

@SthLondonNick Hi Apologies, is the app OK now? , because there was an issue , which seems to have been resolved. ^JS

@Se_Railway Your app is crashing with a Facebook error on open and the website is showing an error when adding tickets to the basket, specifically when selecting the return leg. I had added a Railcard if that helps.

@dontforgetchaos Nowt changed since the 90s then mate

Joining the Met Gala bandwagon. I’ll take that.

@Se_Railway Hi @Se_Railway as you're cancelling all the trains from Orpington to Tunbridge Wells will the Hastings services stop instead at Orpington?

⚠️ONGOING: Work is ongoing to fix a failure of the power supply affecting trains from #Sevenoaks towards Orpington. 🚌A replacement bus service is in operation between Sevenoaks and Orpington. ℹ️ For full details including alternate routes see: spkl.io/6018ANqfs

⚠ NEW: Due to a failure of the power supply trains between #Sevenoaks and #Orpington are unable to run ℹ More info to follow Service Disruption messaging

@dontforgetchaos Yep. Strips paint, gets you drunk.

@SthLondonNick I did indeed. It’s quite, well, unique 🤣

Budapest #MyPhotography

Hey @Se_Railway the stench of sewage in the tunnel at Orpington is particularly strong today.

@SouthernRailUK will you hold the Uckfield train as this East Grinstead is already five minutes late.

@dontforgetchaos How dogs breed remains a mystery is all I'll say....

Dude. That’s your snuffle mat. You’ve got no bollocks Why the squirrel in your mouth Weirdo. 😜

@thomasforth Curves just take the edge of the mass. Hopefully makes good homes for people.

One of Leeds' newest triangle buildings is being unsheathed. 2020s urban renewal looks so much better than 90s and 00s urban renewal. Looking forward to seeing what they do with the ground floor units.

For every retweet of this post, I will donate £1 to the @VC_and_GC_Assoc up to £50,000. Time is running out following @I_W_M’s decision to close the Lord Ashcroft Gallery. Visit while you still can, to honour the bravery of those who risked so much to protect our great nation.

@iainmartin1 @steverichards14 @montie @greenmiranda It's fantastic Iain. A highlight of the commute. Strangely I can here @steverichards14 saying "context" in my sleep. @greenmiranda does feel outnumbered sometimes. Keep going, it's the best political podcast out there.

Happy 1st birthday to us! A year of Not Another One podcast with ⁦@steverichards14⁩ ⁦@montie⁩ ⁦@greenmiranda⁩ and me. Concept was Tim’s - on most political podcasts everyone agrees. We disagree but we like each other. Here’s to year two. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/not…

@dontforgetchaos Dad never could fully stop when he retired. Think Mum was glad to get the house back to herself as well :-)

Last day off before I make a dramatic and unexpected return to my local pub job for the weekend. Plus more social media shizzle for 2 companies. Oh and more jet washing next week. And I have another job application running. Retirement? What’s that? 🤣

@SW_Help Brilliant. Thank you.

@SthLondonNick Hi Nick, the engineering work affecting London Waterloo to Alton services will only be on Sunday 25th May. Services should run as normal on Saturday 24th May. ^LB

Hi @SW_Help Your website is showing limited services to Alton on 24th May but National Rail enquiries is showing direct services from Clapham Junction. Can you let me know which is correct?

@SouthernRailUK @TLRailUK One was the Uckfield train. The others I don't know.

@SthLondonNick @TLRailUK Thank you for passing this on 😁 I will send it to the driver management team to see if we can identify the services. Hope you both had a great time ☀️😎 ^Kieran

@SouthernRailUK @TLRailUK Whilst waiting at Anerley this morning (around 9.45/50) three of your trains heading into London tooted their horns when my son waved at them passing through the station. Made his morning. Please pass on my thanks.

🧸 Can you help re-unite me with my family? 🧸 👣 I went on an adventure and I've ended up at Horsham Station! 😄 Luckily the friendly team at Southern have been looking after me in the meantime. 📩 If you can help please send us a DM