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@greenmonkey76 @GenghisMFKhan @Americaonly9 This is pure genius, bravo

@GenghisMFKhan @Americaonly9 Mongolian beef is next level!

Jesus is my homie. Ain’t got no beef. Stop trying to start shit BB. You ain’t no gangster.

@GenghisMFKhan One brother you don't want no beef with

@ThrillaRilla369 I sat there for hours til she got so mad I was sent to bed

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@Sofia50020Sofia Tell her to finish pouring those footers, this house ain't gonna build itself

You pull up to pick your girl up for a date and you find her like this What do you do?

@xagreat Bro

Paul never met Jesus, but he wrote half of the Bible. Lol

@DineshDSouza Oh if it's Will Durant that changes everything

He’s quoting historian Will Durant to the effect that this is the way of the world. History is a record of conquest, and might typically prevails regardless of who is right. Christianity is in full agreement that Satan is the prince of this world and his side often prevails.

Heb 9:16 For where a testament is, there must also of necessity be the death of the testator. Heb 9:17 For a testament is of force after men are dead: otherwise it is of no strength at all while the testator liveth For those that seek the rescuing device of the thief Also, in flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and obey not the gospel.... But God be thanked, that ye have obeyed from the heart that FORM of doctrine... 1st Corinthians ch 15 defines the gospel as the death, burial, and resurrection GAL 3, baptized into Christ Romans 6, buried with him in baptism 1st Peter 3:21, also acts 2:38 corresponds to Matthew 28, aphesis eis harmation, this is the new covenant in my blood which is shed for many "for the remission of sins" same Greek as acts 2:38 If God did not appoint water as the door to get "into" Christ then the Bible would be the author of much confusion Or the world could be like Naaman, who also was hesitant about the appointment of water by God as the method Colossians 2:12 destroys all objection, you have to have the kind of faith described there as well, God requires it from us

Baptism is not required for salvation.

@BereanAgent @GodlyAction Did the thief believe in the burial and resurrection? Or was he under the old covenant like Abraham?

@GodlyAction The thief on the cross settles it. Luke 23:43: Jesus promises paradise to an unbaptized man. Faith saves. Baptism is the covenant seal. Acts 2:38 is the normal sequence, not the minimum requirement. Not the same thing.

@Sassychickie The purple bagged dark chocolate guys have a stronger constitution.

No one will read this, but sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms between my fingers and squeeze them as hard as I can until one breaks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I take the other m&m and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly gladiator game of m&m. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to the m&m's brand with the m&m champion and a note attached that says, "Use this m&m for breeding purposes."

@BoCamaro It's a trap, make sure to post tomorrow for proof of life Post get me the he'll out of here as the secret password so we know it you

I come in from the shop and my wife says, "I made beef tips and gravy, mashed taters, mac and cheese, and peas" Now I have spent an hour trying to figure out if I missed a birthday, anniversary, holiday, or what? Do I need to go get flowers and chocolate just to be safe?

@DSPetolicchio Church of Christ

I've thought about becoming a Roman Catholic for about a year or so now. Some have suggested Anglican as I'm still opposed to the papacy and the necessity to pray through saints. I also don't buy that you have to be Catholic or Orthodox, specifically, in order to be saved. I think the core elements of Christianity are extremely simple. Not easy, but simple. I've been a Christian virtually all my life, but as I've aged, I've learned that most people add extra baggage onto their faith in order to seemingly keep themselves busy.

@DefiantLs No Senators sons though amirite?

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night... He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

@CatsAuraa @TheFigen_ @grok what song is in the background of this cat video?

Their family tradition not to see the bride's face until the wedding day. Here's the groom's reaction when he sees her for the first time at the altar. His face says wow.

@elonmusk Do we need to pay 6% to real estate agents anymore really? Or "closing costs"?

Cool

@DudespostingWs No glyphosate in that flour I'd wager! Looks outstanding

He walks through the process of baking bread using a nearly 200-year-old oven in Romania.

@marklevinshow Man impressive, North Korea type numbers! Even better!

MAGA LOVES TRUMP, THERE IS NO SPLIT Fake MAGA grifters are nowhere despite media support  the-independent.com/news/world/ame…

@ChrisJacksonSC You elected Lindsey Graham don't be lecturing us Tennesseans and Texans about anything, especially BBQ Vinegar on pork? Brunswick stew? Little bit retarded, little bit gay

If you’re not from SC and are criticizing this I will say a prayer for you for not getting to enjoy a proper plate of bbq. Bless your heart. Texas has brisket. Memphis has ribs. South Carolina and South Carolina only has hash. You won’t find a plate of real hash outside of SC.

@Old_But_Gold50s Moving bro, thank you

Gnossienne No. 1 — Erik Satie This piece has no time signature or bar lines by design. It’s written in free time, allowing the music to move fluidly rather than follow a fixed rhythm. That freedom is what gives it its distinctive, hypnotic character. #piano #eriksatie #classicalmusic #sentimentalmusic #fypage

@RubiRubidoooo This is great thanks

When you get a message from the "other side" that you certinally didnt expect 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@KarlWuckert B team, like a hockey game shift

Absolutely hilarious watching them send in Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity because Loomer and Levin are getting fully wrecked by the entire internet.