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@StoltzBD

CPA/corporate finance, fitness, old trucks.

Katılım Nisan 2014
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Dirt Cheap Banks
Dirt Cheap Banks@dirtcheapbanks·
Had coffee with a small-town community banks CEO this morning Nothing fancy Lobby still had 1998 vibes He picked up the tab $4.75 Left a tip $20 I said, “That’s… aggressive for drip coffee” He smiled “Barista banks with us” I didn’t get it He kept going “We financed the coffee shop. We hold the building mortgage. Her deposits sit here. Her boss took a PPP loan with us” Paused “That $20? I’ll see it again 4 different ways” I just stared at him Wow The best banks aren’t earning interest They’re recycling entire local economies
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Brock
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@BowTiedYukon It doesn’t look like anything is growing from those weights
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BowTiedYukon
BowTiedYukon@BowTiedYukon·
Bro calling himself a trainer and posts these videos using the ladies dumbbells
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Case Bradford
Case Bradford@Casebradford·
Nude sun clubs are the next big trend in the health space. Tremendously health promoting and feels amazing to enjoy full body sunshine Sunlight benefits all our organs this way 🌞 Who will start the first naked sunshine studio?
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Basic Human Stuff@basichumanstf

Someone needs to create a safe space exclusively for women to tan naked. A grassy meadow guarded by a dragon and a moat would be ideal, but even just an enclosed area where men can't get in or see in would be fantastic.

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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@Degen_CPA Got to love those types of clients. Keeping that work pipeline full. I worked a job like that. Ambitious owners and executives constantly doing deals without adequate staff amd processes to ensure complete and accurate onboarding of acquisitions and offboarding of divestures.
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Degen, CPA
Degen, CPA@Degen_CPA·
On site at a client, fixing up their accounting shit, they had some acquisitions the past year and everything was put together extra sloppy. Complete mess all around, controller left months before and theyve been doing it without him. Think they were plugging cash to get shit to balance and trying to hide it, i asked them multiple times, and they said no. i found the plug and showed them, and they acted like they didnt know what a plug was.
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@BrandonRahbar @dailythunder I always liked Eric Maynor. It’s crazy that before his injury he was closing out games ahead of Westbrook.
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Brandon Rahbar
Brandon Rahbar@BrandonRahbar·
Thunder fans, who is your favorite former Thunder player? Feel free to list more than one player. Using the answers for a video tomorrow.
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BowTiedYukon
BowTiedYukon@BowTiedYukon·
2026 starts today If you can’t already hit these this is the year to hit the gym bro standards 225 Bench Press 135 Military Press 315 Squat 405 Deadlift
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@AustinTunnell This looks exciting! It’s great to see blank space being used purposefully.
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Austin Tunnell
Austin Tunnell@AustinTunnell·
For a quick project overview now that we’ve broken ground: Townsend is a ~1-acre mixed-use infill project in a growing, walkable district in the Oklahoma City metro (downtown Edmond). It includes 2 live-works + 18 townhomes for sale, plus ~13,000 SF of mixed-use commercial that we’re holding long-term with investors and operating as a professional workspace: apolloworkspace.com We call this “inner-block development.” We aren’t just lining buildings along a street – we’re shaping a sequence of inner-block spaces. When you’re standing inside the project, you're in your own little world. This is where the magic happens. And it’s why we love ~3/4-acre+ sites: you can create a real, coherent “place”. A pocket neighborhood with its own identity. Do this within an already growing, walkable district, a place within a place, and that’s our thesis at Building Culture. Walkable places are the most valuable real estate over the long term. In walkable places, demand often increases with supply. The more people move there, the more businesses and services the area can support – and the better it gets. We want to leverage this by focusing our efforts on several walkable districts across the OKC metro, building the undersupplied “missing ingredients” of great walkable places. We’ve broken Townsend into three phases to manage risk and use equity efficiently. We just broke ground on the Phase 1 commercial: demo ➡️ grading ➡️ utilities ➡️ foundation…then the structural masonry starts this spring. That’s when things start getting reeeally cool. Building Culture is the architect, GC, and lead developer on the project. We have 30 individual investors who’ve joined us to help make this happen, and we’re immensely grateful. More to come as we build.
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@BowTiedBroke This is awesome. Any chances of meeting the bear?
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BowTiedBroke
BowTiedBroke@BowTiedBroke·
Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.
HusqvarnaUSA@HusqvarnaUSA

We are the preferred chainsaw brand for bears.

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Robert Griffin III
Robert Griffin III@RGIII·
Let’s settle this debate. Who are the top 5 TV/Movie Football Players of All-Time? I’ll start. 1. “Steamin” Willie Beamen- Any Given Sunday 2. Bobby Boucher - Water Boy 3. Rod Tidwell- Jerry Maguire 4. Shane Falco- The Replacements 5. Julius Campbell (Real)- Remember the Titans
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@BowTiedBroke I recently added solar to my house for this same reason, to control the cost of the electricity.
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@mhp_guy But what is the cut the band takes?
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Chris Koerner
Chris Koerner@mhp_guy·
The adderall wears off by 8pm or so.
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Brock@StoltzBD·
@andreamacdcpa Book it to the corresponding expense accounts. Makes for better information when reviewing operating expenses.
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Andrea MacDonald, CPA ⭐️
Andrea MacDonald, CPA ⭐️@andreamacdcpa·
For those of you who record accountable plan reimbursements in your clients’ books, what do you debit? An expense account called something like “accountable plan expenses” or the different expense accounts (like mileage reimbursement, home office reimbursement, office expenses, etc.)?
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@RobertMSterling I’m a few hours south of you, also in a red state. There was one planned here as well. I’m not sure what turnout looked like with storms that rolled through this morning.
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Robert Sterling
Robert Sterling@RobertMSterling·
I live in a small midwest city. Red state. There are THOUSANDS of “no kings” protestors outside my office downtown right now. Not just boomers, either—plenty of young people. And they are *angry*. We’re so freaking cooked. Expect nationwide street violence by the end of summer.
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@Degen_CPA Spreadsheets spread sheets. 😂
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Degen, CPA
Degen, CPA@Degen_CPA·
Accounting is not for the faint of heart
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@crogers_htown That’s an awesome pool. What’s the seasoning in those burgers?
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Kody
Kody@crogers_htown·
It’s summer time in Houston, Tx which basically means weekly backyard hangs. We’ll have 20 adults + their kids in about a hour and we didn’t even plan this. Everyone just knows it’s an open invite. Wagyu Burgers for the homies today.
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BowTiedYukon
BowTiedYukon@BowTiedYukon·
Aldi appreciation post Excellent meat selection
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Brock
Brock@StoltzBD·
@rledbetterCPA Spot on. Only other need would be a deposit only account with debit block.
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Roger Ledbetter
Roger Ledbetter@rledbetterCPA·
• Business checking account • Payroll zero-balance account • Employee spending credit cards That's all you need. Any other account is a drag on financial reporting.
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