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@ThatWLA @FractusPontus @WG_RumblePants The lords pitch has been substandard for 20 years. It's actually gross how bad it always is.

@FractusPontus @WG_RumblePants As a (very poor quality) member of the bowlers union, there is something enjoyable about watching teams of t20 batting colossuses get steamrolled for not many as it “nips about a bit” or “just holds its line”

JOINT MCC–ICC STATEMENT ON THE LORD’S PITCH FOR THE 1ST TEST BETWEEN ENGLAND AND NEW ZEALAND For Immediate Release The Marylebone Cricket Club and the International Cricket Council have concluded a thorough, exhaustive, and entirely disproportionate review of the pitch used for the First Test between England and New Zealand at Lord’s. Following detailed analysis involving former players, current players, groundskeepers, meteorologists, historians, economists, three retired colonels, and a gentleman who once watched cricket from a bus stop in 1978, the panel has determined that the surface was “not quite right.” While no consensus was reached on precisely how it was not quite right, members agreed that “something should be done”. After considering the possibility of sanctioning England, New Zealand, Lord’s, the weather, gravity, and the concept of grass itself, the ICC has elected to apply the standard administrative remedy: World Test Championship Points Deductions — Effective immediately: India: -12 WTC points Pakistan: -8 WTC points Sri Lanka: -6 WTC points Bangladesh: -125 WTC points The panel agreed that Bangladesh’s deduction should be larger because “that’s how these things usually seem to work.”

@FractusPontus @WG_RumblePants Highlights don't show shit.... go watch a replay of a session then talk like an idiot

@WG_RumblePants I’ve watched the highlights back this morning & it’s not a minefield, bounce was predictable, nipped around a bit. Are modern players so used to flat T20 pitches & hitting through the line that they have forgotten how to deal with anything a bit more difficult?

@SkyCricket Remove lords test status until it fixes its pitch. It's borderline match fixing that this is a decades old problem they never fix

"That's not good" ❌ Michael Atherton shares his thoughts on the 'poor pitch' at Lord's 💭

@englandcricket You delivered the worst pitch in actual history

Some positive signs at Lord's, the rain has cleared and the covers are coming off. Provided there's no further rain, play will start at 1pm.

@JTD0NS You go for drug cheats and the worst run club in history

Well done Port, 👏🏻 hard to win with the umps on the take. #AFLEaglesPower

@dfs79 The most holding the ball call ever not paid 15 meters out to waterman. Literally only reason you won was umpires

Absolutely did their best to gift the Eagles that win. Laughable #AFLEaglesPower

Didnt take our chances but fought well. Port look pretty weak, we just gotta learn to win #AFLEaglesPower

@hell4u02 Then why have umpires? What a silly idea. Umpires call is the fail safe not the issue. The arc is the issue.

Umpries call shoukd always be a goal, until they can prove it was wrong. #AFLEaglesPower

@BasketHarrison @ajs071 The fact a mid season comeback is considered one of their greatest games in the last 25 years says a fair bit to why this is not overly surprising. And that GC comeback game was very much lost by GC rather than won by NM

@Str8Anglo @ajs071 Only really one before this. And they had one of their best wins in club history the game before this so I understand why

This is terrible from North. Thought these smashing were past them #AFLNorthFreo

@KTsavaridis @NMFCOfficial No coach will take roos higher than they are now. It's a structure issue from the top of the club all the way down through the list and down to the janitors. They are the worst run and structured organization in the league. Maybe tied with essendon at best.

@NMFCOfficial Pack it up Clarko you’re finished mate 🤣

@NMFCOfficial Yeah where is this mythical shinboner spirit vs freo? 124 points, fold the club.

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This was expected to be honest. Wheels fell off north a few weeks pre bye #AFLNorthFreo

@JulianHillMP "Not everyone is the same" Exactly, time for them to realize we ain't them. Come here, fit in or fuck off. Leave your religious notions at the door, leave your culture, leave your ties. Come to be Australian or don't come. Period.

“Remigration” is a vile, racist concept-to deport millions of Australians who don’t have white skin. Why can’t the Liberal Party just condemn such racist garbage? Why do they constantly get embroiled in issues of race? You hear them say “Australia is for Australians” - and I agree. But Australians come in all shades and backgrounds. We rightly expect new migrants to integrate and adopt Australian values in our democracy but that doesn’t mean everyone is the same. I love Australia as it really is - not the delusional version where only white people live that One Nation and Coalition extremists fantasise about. #auspol

@JulianHillMP These immigrants are not loyal to Australia. Fielty to us is the first and most important requirement. No exceptions black, white, Arab gay, none.

@JulianHillMP Deport them all. I'll support any party who does

@Bowiesinspace4 Pure faggotry. Fitting after sucking off the umpires. Pendles is the biggest bus rider ever. Fake champion. Never does fuck all.

So after all the bleating opposition fans All the pies are wearing gold numbers Maybe time to admit you were overreacting #SP433

@SwoopLuke You needed 28 frees to barely win and you looked like fags. Nobody cares. Not a single earned achievement has he ever had.

Scott Pendlebury straight up emasculated Harley Reid 💀

@Damian_fasciani @AFL You needed umpires to blatantly hold your hand and and pendles was dead weight. Sit-down four eyed fag

@AFL Enjoy it Harley Reid, won’t happen again until you play the Pies.

A game that had to be seen 🐐 #AFLPiesEagles | #SP433

The biggest faggotry ever witnessed was @AFL and @sportsbetcomau rigging this game. Wwe would be ashamed to be so blatant.