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stuck in permanent underclass purgatory have your agent call my agent poet of the market woes wanna-be comedic rabble rouser finance,bitcoin,ai,data(typical)

Katılım Mayıs 2025
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Strat@StratBank·
i will build my x account until my posts become SEC investigations
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Will@WClemente·
Honey, make sure we’re budgeting for derivatives on agricultural commodities to hedge our grocery price exposure
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Christopher Helali@ChrisHelali·
🚨 Japan to send help to open Strait of Hormuz
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Strat@StratBank·
@boots_II she left me, no more sloppy feet jobs for me sad
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Boots@boots_II·
any of you aeons ever tell your wife that SPX6900 was going to flip the stock market? & what was the result of this conversation im curious
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Strat@StratBank·
Bitcoin please spit on me next time before you go down hard
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Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru·
JUST IN: $3.5 trillion Goldman Sachs says stocks could see an "extreme" rally.
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Strat@StratBank·
@Pluto_0x That’s how my ass feels the next morning after Mexican and margaritas
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Justin@joostienXD·
Hey @AppleSupport can you fix my watch for me pls It broke and really hurt me bad 🤕
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Strat@StratBank·
@BRICSinfo That’s pretty badass fr I think much higher of him now I bet he has big nukes
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BRICS News@BRICSinfo·
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un seen firing a pistol in newly released photos.
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Strat@StratBank·
I wish the algo would pick this up fr, so gey
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Strat@StratBank·
honestly Bitcoin is probably never going up ever again and all the gey bear bois get steak and lobsta forever weak men made this reality and we just have to live in their stretched out bear hole now
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Pledditor@Pledditor·
we now have trashery companies printing their own preferred equities to raise capital to purchase other trashery companies preferred equities a lot of ink has been spilled about the VC/AI/datacenter ouroboros feedback loop but what the fuck is this bullshit
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Matt Cole@ColeMacro

STRIVE UPDATES - $SATA dividend increased to 12.75% - Targeted SATA price range narrowed to $99-$101 - Updated guidance to not issue SATA below $100.00 - SATA dividend reserve increased to 18 months - Purchased 179 Bitcoin & now hodl 13,311 BTC - Purchased $50M $STRC $ASST $SATA

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Strat@StratBank·
@TerribleMaps Costs too much oil using too much of your own product Same reason my local bakery went out of business Diabetes
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Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps·
I have a solution
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Strat@StratBank·
Max leveraged short Bitcoin here It only goes down The gey bear wins The rally fails just like all the others
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Strat@StratBank·
This job market isn’t for a chud like me fr
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threadguy@notthreadguy·
this global war got me thinking damn bitcoin is actually kinda useful
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threadguy@notthreadguy·
my favorite markets bit is the guy with 4 figures in spy puts and 100 followers genuinely retweeting the most horrifying doomer news you’ve ever seen
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Strat@StratBank·
I know that bitty is green today and that’s cool but now they’re probably going to give us another 3 days of red spankings in return $btc $bitcoin
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Strat@StratBank·
@boots_II “Drill, baby, drill”
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Boots@boots_II·
if your life came down to the oil trade over the next 3 months right now are you going
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