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@ridgeisback @SirNotTomFarmer Nah shit Sherlock

@SirNotTomFarmer AI bullshit

When you see it in 4K there’s really no argument. He’s lucky to not be booked.

@EviljudoWayne @acidmetaldevil Aye if you’re a midget

@acidmetaldevil You can walk almost 8k steps in an hour if you move at a decent pace. Its not hard.

why is everyone so obsessed with 10k+ steps? it’s burns so little calories and it takes so long to get them all in, I rather just exercise

@theiaincameron Hitchhiker

@Alph__Utd youtube.com/shorts/cjYNr1J…

@Alph__Utd Benjamin Pavards was better. Maxi Rodrigues as well against Mexico albeit different tournament

The only goal in World Cup history that won the Puskás Award. 👏

@Alph__Utd youtu.be/aiY9Mz8N5SQ?si…

@Masterbotter @SamaHoole Haggis and hash broon roll twice a week 👌

@SamaHoole The Scots dont eat haggis very often. So its no biggie. Its like the christmas goose. It used to be a thing now its just kinda a tradition type thing.

Haggis is the single food item currently banned from import into the United States of America because it contains sheep's lung. Sheep's lung has been declared, by the USDA, an inedible offal. The ban was imposed in 1971 and remains in place. The Scottish reaction to this ban has, for fifty years, ranged from bafflement to mild amusement. Sheep's lung has been eaten in Scotland, daily, without incident, for approximately eight hundred years. It is the binding ingredient that holds the minced sheep's heart, liver, onion, oatmeal, suet, and spices together inside the stomach casing. It is the reason haggis exists. Scottish children are fed haggis on Burns Night, 25th of January, every year. They eat it at school. At home. At pubs. At weddings. At every ceremony the national poet is toasted at. Burns Night is, in Britain, effectively the last public occasion on which a whole generation still encounters a dish made from an animal's lungs, heart, and liver, stuffed into its own stomach, and eaten communally. This used to be normal food. Every rural British household knew some version of it. Faggots in the Midlands. Brawn everywhere. Black pudding in Lancashire. Drisheen in the West Country. The whole animal was used because the whole animal was available and it was cheaper than buying specific cuts. Now, once a year, the Scottish remind everyone else that this food exists. The rest of the year, it is marketed as a quaint regional oddity for tourists. The nutritional profile of a traditional haggis is substantial. Per 100 grams: 14g protein, 22g fat, significant B12, iron, zinc, and the specific fat-soluble vitamins that concentrate in organ meat. The Americans have been missing out for fifty years because of a regulatory decision made in 1971 on the basis of a sanitary concern that was probably already obsolete. The Scots have been eating it the whole time. The Scots have not died of it.

@GeorgeStevens11 Greeting man. Outstanding 😂

Imagine you're in the club and the DJ drops this.

@AGCeltic__ Boo fucking hoo

@coughdropsh Listen to Homesick by Airbag….cracking tune ..Pink Floyd-esk …

Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure

@chomakovg Works out as 15 Oreo’s per hour, which is one eve 4 minutes…without sleeping no sure it’s doable to be fair

Would you take 100k right now or would you take 5 million but you have to eat 10 Oreo packs (36 oreos in a pack) within 24 hours to get that 5 million? You fail, you walk away with nothing.

@PressSec “Broker Peace” 😂

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@joe_yer99 Top 10 tv shows of all time

One of the greatest Australian TV shows. Fact. Dunno if its a guy hing.

@RadicalEyesUK @BROKENBRITAIN0 ‘We Glaswegians’ but you cannae tell he’s a fifer 🥴

@BROKENBRITAIN0 I think people forgot that we Glaswegians don’t fuck about. Ask John Smeaton.

🚨Meanwhile, in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "Jabba the f*cking hut!" A Scottish man confronts a migrant family of thieves in a supermarket who caught swapping the labels on expensive foods with cheaper barcodes. Of course, when confronted, they claimed they couldn't speak English.

@FYMTommyGuru @CinemaScene404 @ucordova 2 seasons in to Sopranos and I’m bored of it I have to say. Surely it gets better?

@CinemaScene404 @ucordova Sopranos. Breaking Bad was disappointing

The Sopranos or Breaking Bad. Which one is your favorite?

@anon_opin Hav you seen Grant Hanley play football?

Sneer on professional sports all you want but it's pretty much humans last true meritocracy. In virtually any other profession you can lie, cheat, bullshit or brownnose your way to the top. In sports you can either perform or you can't.

@hippojuicefilm @FoxNews Every cunt on the planet at the ‘gas’ pump you mean

@FoxNews Cool. Americans at the gas pump:

FAIR WARNING: President Trump signals the United States is “totally destroying” Iran "militarily" and "economically," claiming Iran’s navy and air force are “gone” and its missiles and drones are being “decimated.”

@DeanoGorton AI has a lot to answer for, 3 of these songs at least are the exact same and in same Key prettyMuch just with different lyrics. Some tunes tho! 😂

🎶TRACK OF THE DAY 🎶🕺💃🎤

@davidicke Gives you the icke eh

Pass the fucking sick bag.

@JoshTaylorBoxer @TomStirk1992 So you’re just regurgitating shite rather than critical thinking then