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@benonwine Throttling the Life out of Britain

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BREAKING: Former Scottish first minister Nicola Sturgeon will not seek re-election to Holyrood next year, she has announced.

I see Angela Rayner is on holiday again in Ibiza

@benonwine No

Does anyone still visit their local pub?

Our Planning and Infrastructure Bill will get Britain building. Creating more jobs, improving living standards for all, and delivering on our Plan for Change. We’re backing the builders, not the blockers.

@RupprechtDeino Just had this pop up on ADS-B. Hope of interest

@RachelA1892 He certainly has piled the pounds on... who ate all the pies ??

Over 7000 Christians and Alawites have been murdered in Syria in the past 2 days. This is utterly horrendous. David Lammy authorised £50m of UK emergency aid funding to the new Syrian govt. Yet more evidence that the atrocious Lammy must resign.

@Tom__5150 Angela Rayner... sorted

Help me out here... I bought this sweater by mistake... Who could I re-gift this to?

@KWTWeather All ok at present

Is anyone else having problems with x at the moment

@TaraBull808 A accident is when you break wind and shit yourself... this ain't no accident. Thank you ....

Runner who hit another girl with a baton says it's all a "misunderstanding" due to the camera angle. The victim suffered a concussion and potential skull fracture and said she was bumped before the strike. Does it look like an accident?

@dirk7890 Texan....... my favourite

When chocolate bars were chocolate bars not fun size like now 😲

@benonwine Never

How many times have you had Covid?

@TalkTV @Iromg I'm guessing He has moved in with Gary Lineker...

Journalist Joanna Bell slams a Hamas-supporting content creator who arrived in the UK on a small boat, saying he’s “probably holed up in a five-star hotel looked after by the taxpayer!” “Where does it end? We don’t feel safe!” @Iromg

@Iromg My boys

@benonwine Hatred

What does this flag represent to you?

@RadioGenoa Their problem is they are French... unlucky

French women complain about Trump, Putin and Musk, not the invasion of fake Islamic asylum seekers. What problems do these women have?

@NiohBerg Make him pay for the whole cost of the hassle he caused. Take everything off him , house etc. Stuff his family, he can deal with that , no hangouts, nothing

This asshole who climbed Big Ben for 16 hours should be thrown in prison and made to pay for all the wasted emergency service money spent on his worthless stunt.

@Keir_Starmer HARSHER LOCKDOWN, Prime Minister. Hang your head in shame

As we mark five years since the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic, I know for many there is deep grief and loss that may never be relieved. Today, we come together to remember, reflect and pay tribute to the sacrifices made by people across our country.

@DavidLammy Great Work , Dave. The same people you are supporting. Cheers

The reports that large numbers of civilians have been killed in coastal areas in Syria in ongoing violence are horrific. The authorities in Damascus must ensure the protection of all Syrians and set out a clear path to transitional justice.

It’s International Women’s Day. They’re expecting a much bigger turn out this year what with all the blokes taking part.