Stuart Tooley 🏎🥃😁

@WorkElizab Rump or sirloin

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@stusfootyflash Obviously he achieved it

It’s 33 years to the day since Ray Parlour’s world record attempt at saying the word ‘obviously’ in one interview...

@Maddu_550 205

“90% of people will fail the simple math test are you the 1%??

@cricket_Stats05 @grok Mug handle space

Hey @grok What's the use of this space in the cup holder area. ?

@SkyNews Should be banned from public office for this

BREAKING: Angela Rayner has settled her unpaid stamp duty bill, paving the way for her to stand in a Labour leadership contest if one is triggered. Live updates: trib.al/432e9Qr

@sharrond62 I’m getting the word hypocrite

Not terribly ‘green’ 🪴 I fear!

@OilySmudges Bodie aka Lewis Collins

Further to tonight's quiz, could this be the most famous owner of a Ducati 900SS MHR? I imagine he had a garage but kept it in his living room anyway #Legend

@PaulONeill29 In fairness with the current regs they are pegged back. Sutton and Ingram are both very very good

Did I really say ‘should be?’ No, I said the pit lane will start asking questions… as I’ve always said we have some unbelievable generational talents at one with their cars. So let’s all calm down.

@BTCC @JadeEdwards9 I think you need a flying jacket Jade. You looked frozen

ℹ️ Here’s everything you need to know ahead of the season opener at Donington Park! #BTCC

@ArchRose90 Easy solution is call a general election and see what happens

According to Bridget Phillipson, Keir Starmer was barely mentioned on the doorstep. She really expects us to believe such deluded gaslighting!? Labour in some council seats lost 40-60% of their vote and councils they’ve held for decades. But Starmer wasn’t the problem? 🥴

@jakeyjake1734 Plus security guards probably more like a £1m each.

Another couple of Grifters join the gravy train That’s at least another £200,000 a year plus expenses

@MediaSOI I bet he thinks the gold ones are not to count

Gordon Brown has wasted no time. Straight to work

BREAKING: Sir Keir Starmer has appointed former PM Gordon Brown as global finance special envoy trib.al/Rx0iR33 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@HJB_News__ Guide dog?

I thought Muslims didn’t like dogs?

@PatrickChristys Baldrick? The mound of the hound of the Baskervilles

Wonder if this insufferable pillock is going to do another musical video telling everyone to vote Labour today?

@FormulaOneWorld @Bertie23574627 You came?

Easy Nige... Red 5 with Kim Wilde

@BladeoftheS I think the second home thing should stop. They can rent a hotel in Westminster for the few weeks of the year they’re there and use it for asylum seekers when not needed 🤣

Helen Whately has the highest rent expenses in Westminster.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Value for money?

Has anyone woken up Carolyn Harris yet…

@HJB_News__ I’d say more than qualified (than RR)

Rumours suggest Angela Rayner could take over from Rachel Reeves as Chancellor. She left Avondale High School in Stockport at 16, pregnant and with no qualifications. She later studied part-time at Stockport College, where she learned British Sign Language and gained an NVQ Level 2 in social care. She never went to university. She has no financial services experience.