Stuart Timmins

.@HalifaxBank don’t know if we should be worried, but when I logged onto your app this morning, it showed someone else’s transactions. Sadly it showed my balance. Corrected itself before I could grab any screenshots, but still worrying.

@Rainmaker1973 FFS. It didn’t actually recognise people in the crowd. It applied random job titles and characteristics (IIRC) to whoever it picked up. If I was in the front row it wouldn’t have identified me by name and occupation. It was actually quite funny whilst delivering a message.

Massive Attack used live facial recognition and tracking during their most recent performance

@therealmissjo Seems like a normal and reasonable measured response from a law abiding citizen.

Obviously this took place in Liverpool, UK. The podgy police turned up looking for someone. The man (or giant) who answered the door was having none of it. (The language is juicy so if this offends you don’t watch!)

@DannyHey2 @karinpratt999 @karl_fh See, what you should have done is typed a ‘u’ instead of an ‘a’. That might be your problem.

@karinpratt999 @karl_fh Called predictive text buffoons 😘

One day after having a public meltdown accusing anyone who takes the piss out of him of not caring about men’s mental health, this grifting hypocrite joins a political party that openly pledges to strip benefits from 90% of people with mental health conditions.

@shornKOOMINS Wait until you hear The Molotovs who are basically a carbon copy of The Jam.

My Instagram algorithm served up this really fresh, original and exciting new band 😂

@Nick77615513 @Everton United fans still think they're something, don't they?

@Everton He's joining man utd in the summer

A goal that gets better with every watch. 🔁 🇸🇳💙

@rickygervais How come you’re not funny anymore?

They said no.

Please share 💔

“Tearing up the streets and spreading hate”? Meanwhile, just keep turning a blind eye to actual Far Right hate marches populated by “concerned citizens”.

@grantshapps just a reminder that protesting genocide is not antisemitism, and frankly, fuck you and anyone else suggesting it is.

@cllr_thomas You deserve every ounce of ridicule you've received for your original tweet. Charlie Kirk reaped what he sowed, and demanding he get any respect for his inflammatory views is outrageous, regardless of the horrible way he died. But then you do align yourself with fascists...

@DanielJMath1 Brian May? When?

Jeez. Don’t ever underestimate how fucking mental these cunts are.

@MandSBank why is this only a problem with you?

@TicketmasterCS There’s probably a “collect at the box office” surcharge.

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@memorialdevice Problem is he thinks he can do it on his own now. He needs a collaborator like Aziz or Dave McCracken to bring the best out of him. He’s lost the plot.

Ian Brown's early solo albums were excellent. Much better than either of the Gallaghers or Richard Ashcroft.

@anon_opin Shared Wrexham

Four grown men in a car are up to something dodgy

@NoContextBrits Cast and a Verve-less Ashcroft? I thought there were “levels” to supporting Oasis. I guess they don’t want to be upstaged by anyone “modern”, “exciting”, or “good”.

When Jim Morrison walks out at 5pm.

Starmer talking to The Sun, advocating that a band should be banned from playing Glastonbury for having the nerve to call out a genocide that he supports. This prime minister and this Labour government are a shower of shite

@anon_opin Could it be that you're old and out of touch, and you're pining for a time in your life that has passed, and you'll never get back? Literally everyone thinks that music was best in their teens and twenties. Doesn't mean it's rubbish now, just because it's not for you.

The BBC obsession with Glastonbury is baffling, it's just an 'experience' for the middle classes, captured by corporate greed, that was last any good in 1999.