Dave Andrews🇺🇸

@PGATUOR Lil Bitch

Now Rory is complaining about the course.

@BlondieBear625 Just ignore him and signal way early

@NicsJourney This update is by far the strangest yet

With this update, I'm constantly closing the app. Also, it still looks weird to me. And, where is everyone? Total strangers in my timeline 😱

@Adismom21 Hope you have a great day

@Stube01 Good morning

Good morning! How did you sleep?

@warrior19RN Thank you for that!🇺🇸

Badass!!!🇺🇸

@warrior19RN Love it! ❤️🤍💙

❤️🤍💙

@attackdogX I just spit my beer out! Jeet! LOL

We are on a road trip, so we are all playing a game. Find a gas station without a Jeet behind the counter & win $20. As you can imagine, so far, none of us are $20 richer.

@NUCLRGOLF @BrysonLegion Brandy Chambles sucks!

🚨🏌️📉 #NEW Brandel Chamblee on Bryson DeChambeau’s penalty "There were multiple infractions here. He just danced all over the path behind the golf ball…He did everything but take a weed wacker to the tall grass” @BrysonLegion Do you agree with Brandel?

@PaigeSpiranac 61!!!! ⛳️

@NUCLRGOLF Where can I find a barber to give me the R&A’s fine haircut?

🚨🤯👀 #BREAKING — After firing a 66 and vaulting into solo 2nd at The Open, tournament officials are meeting with LIV Golf star Bryson DeChambeau about a potential rules violation at the 5th hole that would potentially result in a 2 stroke penalty

@HRH_SHP OMG my son was so much easier than my daughter!

Raising a teenage girl is not for the weak.

@YoAdrienne1968 💯

Climate change is a hoax. Nothing but a grift for money. Our atmosphere is toxic because dipshit liberals don’t know how to manage forests.

@LindaLouNotABot Can’t even imagine the real thing being there👍

@Stube01 It was very cool!🚂

That whistle nearly stopped my heart up close.🚂

@ilv_mycountry @EFFwntLOLZ @PlanetFitness I cancelled mine in February 2020 since they’d be closing up. I didn’t want to go in but it was actually fast and not nearly as painful as I expected. If I can do it, you can do it! :)

@EFFwntLOLZ @PlanetFitness I am gonna have to go in person to cancel it. The app won't allow me to do it. So I guess you are correct.

@PlanetFitness why does your business make it impossible to cancel memberships through the app? I have tried for 3 days to cancel mine and keep getting this same error message. The "cancel anytime" gym won't allow me to cancel anything. 🤔

@laurentboyd1981 At least you didn’t have to perform the backyard burial in a tiny box under the cedar tree. Numerous times….

Well… I accidentally killed my daughter’s betta fish tonight. We held a full toilet funeral with tears, a eulogy, and a ceremonial flush. Somewhere in the sewers, he’s telling the other fish, ‘It wasn’t the cat… it was my owner’s mom.🤦🏼‍♀️ RIP Hubert, your life mattered.

@JimWalshLD19 She’s the type that tells black people that she has a black friend.

A left-wing "activist" in Bellingham proves what many Washingtonians are starting to realize about her type: They're idiots. notthebee.com/article/woke-l…

@loomerjoe @MouseyInRed Where’s the fun in that? Sneaky = fun

@MouseyInRed Ok, so this "shit storm" by taking away the vehicle is worse than the "shit storm" coming when you use the fact that it was tracked to take away the vehicle or call out the son for some unauthorized or sketchy use? Lean forward, take the car away before the problem.

If you were going to put a GPS tracker on your Chevy Yukon because the person using it is doing sketchy 💩, where are you putting it so it's not found? I was thinking on the roof. 🤔 To be clear.... This vehicle is NOT OWNED by the person using it, so don't come to my comment section and start with 'thats illegal' BS.

@miles_commodore We prefer ‘Cracker’ now 🫪

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.