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I don't know why you have to learn patience while you can just wait🤔

@KE_MrBlack "Afwande kitu ya mwisho nakumbuka ni yule anaitwa Njeri akinipea matiti ni nyonye, kuamka nilipata kila kitu kwa nyumba imeenda."

Rick Ross: “She got her legs wrapped around my waist”

@Mastardcesh @SaintIan12 Had to go back and check 😂😂

@SaintIan12 Did I say iPhone 17 promax?

I think it is only in Kenya 🇰🇪 where matatu Conductors own iPhone 17🤔 The photo below was captured today along Thika Road of Nganya Kondaa holding and making calls using iPhone 17 which he bought using his money 😂 I'm still wondering how much is the onductor getting paid. This will not be in Uganda, Tanzania or even Nigeria. Only in Kenya. Them still use Motorola, Nokia and Tecno katululus hehehe. Fear Kenyans chajii😂

Me calling my mom to tell her she raised a king, but this king currently needs a 10k loan. 😂

skipping dialogue in books cause it’s uninteresting and skipping descriptions cause it’s boring…what are you lot even reading?? blank paper?? hallucinations??

Hot take but listening to an audiobook is not reading and it’s actually insane to think otherwise

Nyahururu washaanza maandamano tayari, siku hizi maandamano tuko kama France

Unainstall CCTV Na hauezi Ona ukinuka?

Kimuzi naye I once hosted him for 2 weeks and only saw him bathe twice. Ni socks tu alikua anabadilisha

A new generation of uncles without cows, just iPhone and a picture of alcohol 😂

Your mindset changes permanently when you meet people thinking bigger than your entire circle.

Random girl akikuja na anajifanya comfortable Me: Wapi vibes and aura?

Singing wrong lyrics with confidence is also a talent

Mumama ashai ngoja nikatoa nguo alafu akaninyima na akanipea lecture nikiwa uchi😂

i just play my music loud enough to quiet my thoughts

@_iamtbag @Mziza_23 Life is too short to decode mixed signals.

I wonder why Elon thinks I'd have any reason to pay for this app. It could never be that serious for me, I got other things to do

God gave me the power to lose interest in 0.1 second

Sai maskinny akipata mattercore anacheka😅wahenga hawaamini