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@EndymionYT Wish I'd known this before tackling the quarry. Definitely had some sore fingers after that fight.

There’s a part in Crimson Desert north of the starting area, a giant quarry, I’m not kidding you have to kill what felt like 300 or 400 blood bandits to liberate it. I was just slaughtering dudes & throwing them off cliffs cause there were so many, it was the Whiskey Peak of video games. Also fun fact in case you don’t know you don’t have to tap R1 to attack or R2. Just hold the button down, and Kliff will keep attacking. Good thing I learned that BEFORE the Quarry. Otherwise my hands would hurt from smash R1 so many times 🤣

@LSXGOD812 @EndymionYT Excuse me? So I just wiped out a small army... Solo... For nothing?

@EndymionYT You aren’t meant to tackle that whole quarry yet by yourself like that. Once you do more of the main story you can send greymane on a mission to clear it out.

@TacoBellCanada give us the breakfast menu you cowards

@otokyo__ Slaughtertooth, Devourer of Worlds. Devo for short I guess.

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@Chris_M_Author @meganjewells Raise your kids better, problem solved. My nieces and nephews wouldn't dream of acting out in that situation.

Eh, it happens both ways. Sometimes it's hard to book a flight for 5 people, even in advance. Then, if you're separated from your kids, and they start acting up, the single people of the TikTok generation start complaining that the kids are being crazy and unattended. So, it's fucked if you do, fucked if you don't.

This man on my plane asked if he could take my aisle seat because he was in the middle, and his wife and kid were across the aisle from our row. I politely declined. I hate the middle seat. I paid for my aisle seat in advance. He huffed and puffed the whole flight. Kept reaching over me to signal to his wife some bullshit I wasn’t paying attention to. Listen, idc if you booked this flight last minute and didn’t get the seat you wanted. Stop making your problems other peoples problems too.

@sourpatchlyds Takes place on Christmas Eve at a Christmas party as a guy tries to get his family together for Christmas. Also the screenwriter said it's a Christmas movie.

We're watching Die Hard & my theory is this: If a movie plot does not rely on Christmas events or accessories, if the movie could take place in July just as easily as December, it's just not a Christmas movie. Die Hard could be set anytime.

@AUSNIAN Get fucked Sinners was terrific

An obvious (though underrated) mark of a good movie is whether you can remember the basic plot 2 years after seeing it. This is why all superhero movies (except Nolan's Batmans), and especially the Avengers are shit. Baby Driver is shit. Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is shit. Blade Runner 2049 is shit. Boyhood is shit. Literally even Shrek mogs all of them

@CynicalPublius I won't stand for this disrespect to Sinners. That was one of the best cinema experiences I've had in years.

I understand the dynamics of declining interest in going to movie theaters due to streaming, home entertainment centers, etc. But has anyone considered the possibility that the real issue why theaters are shutting down nationally is that no one in Hollywood outside of Tom Cruise has made an entertaining movie in like oh... I don't know... ten years at least? This movie below is appalling even by Hollywood standards. Somehow they have taken the most important anti-communist work of literature in world history and turned it into a wretched, unfunny AI hack that appears--at least based on this trailer--as being a screed against capitalist consumption. Who thought this was a good idea? I mean--srsly--this had to be pitched to a bunch of Hollywood finance types in some dark room where they all nodded their heads. How is that even possible? Unbelievable. I predict record low box office for this travesty.

@BetUS_NBA Iverson stepping over Lue

What’s the biggest I'M HIM moment in NBA history? 👀🔥 Is it LeBron’s iconic chase down block? Michael Jordan’s cold blooded game winner? Or do you have another moment that tops them all? Drop your pick below.

@betty_egg @HawkEmDownChris Chael, as good as he was, wasn't an innovator of the game. He was just doing Ric Flair's bit

@HawkEmDownChris How did nobody mention Chael Sonnen?

Who’s your favorite trash talker of all time? 🗣️ A) Muhammad Ali B) Floyd Mayweather Jr. C) Conor McGregor D) The Rock E) Mike Tyson F) Kevin Garnett G) Gary Payton H) Deion Sanders I) Charles Barkley J) 50 Cent K) Comment other ✍️

@eldissian @SlanderedOne I actually found the first much easier. You could get to the point where you could just knock every enemy out with a simple thunk on the noggin. I don't think either is particularly difficult though, there's just a learning curve.

@SlanderedOne the combat is simplified in the second and entirely more approachable. I didn’t play the first but went back and immediately put it down.

KCD2 has combat that is very difficult to get into if you haven't played the first game. I played them back to back so it didn't feel bad. Supposedly the enemies in the Kuttenberg section are MUCH more difficult now compared to when the game launched. I look forward to giving it another go when KCD2 finally recognizes my XBOX controller again. 🤣

@byspencerthomas As opposed to what?

really love how we as a society pretend the muppets are real sentient creatures with lives and careers of their own

@CSMFHT Suetonius, though I guess he *was* the Caesar of gossip

Name a famous ancient Roman not called Caesar with out googling 🤔

@HawkEmDownChris It's gotta be either D Rose or AI. Man, D Rose was so special, there's a reason the dudes that played talk about him like he's a mythological figure.

Which scenario are you choosing?

@gab1meister So many moments in this game that could have been the climax of any other RPG, but for Henry it was just another day in his chaotic life.

@KingdomComeRPG @GoldenJoysticks Number 1 in our hearts

us at the @GoldenJoysticks:

@TearShapedHeart I was disappointed to see the spoilers in the comments, but you *are* posting about a 15 year old game. It's bound to happen. I'd advise just not reading any more comments until you're done. I really hope you're enjoying the journey so far!

This wasn't a welcome for people to just outright spoil what would happen if I opened the tank btw, have some decorum. Thank god I felt bad enough to open it before I read the comments.

@afeldMMA Doesn't the UFC also structure contracts in a way that allows them to hold a fighter by the balls and severely limit their earning potential?

Dana White says being a UFC fighter “isn’t a job” or a “career,” but an opportunity to get famous and “make as much money as you can possibly make.” Essentially admitting the real money isn’t coming in the octagon. The UFC gives you a platform, and you’re expected to use fame to make the money elsewhere. And Dana has already talked about how rare that actually is when speaking about Conor: “Everybody else has to make all their money in fighting…nobody has done it outside of the octagon or ring at the level Conor McGregor has.” So the message is simple: Use the UFC to get famous, because fighting won’t make you rich. Be like Conor, the one guy who got bigger than the brand, which the UFC has been cautious in never letting that happen again. Sounds like quite the opportunity.

@LALdesk Jokic doesn't even have a playstyle. Just ball.

Which superstar has the most sustainable play style moving forward? Longevity matters Luka Doncic Nikola Jokic Giannis SGA

@thegameawards They're too busy releasing games we've already played. But hey, how's about we get Fallout 3 again? And we're probably due for another Skyrim release!

Todd Howard says THE ELDER SCROLLS VI is "still a long way off." (Source: GQ)