Houston SubGirl

15.6K posts

Houston SubGirl banner
Houston SubGirl

Houston SubGirl

@SubHouston

Grateful sub/slave lucky to be Owned by @Turk_Innocenti. Spaghetti brains. Mayhem. Writer. ............................... Contact my Owner before sending a DM.

Houston, TX Katılım Mart 2019
164 Takip Edilen7.1K Takipçiler
BullRush4570
BullRush4570@Bull_Rush4570·
I'm two hours in at a Mexican b-day party. Pray for my liver.
English
3
0
8
1.1K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
@RobSays__ Turk always drives but that’s only because I drive like a blind, drunk toddler behind the wheel of a dump truck that’s missing one wheel. It works for U/us. 😂
English
1
0
3
451
Rob Says
Rob Says@RobSays__·
Girl-Woman wants Man-Child to Man Up and Be A Real Man. For her, of course. Bitch, I drive for 40 hours a week, you think you could drive us around on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon for a couple of hours? No? Fuck off.
English
3
2
20
1.4K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
If you get “misgendered” everywhere, maybe you aren’t trying hard enough. Up your woman-face cosplay game. #TranswomenAreMen
English
0
0
2
6.6K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
@DaygameCharisma Well iirc @Turk_Innocenti ‘s response to any version (blue hair, short hair, no hair, tats, body mods, etc) of this dumb shit test is “I’m gonna miss you.”
English
2
1
5
1.5K
Daygame Charisma
Daygame Charisma@DaygameCharisma·
Got this from 2 out of my 3 regulars: "Summer is getting a bit too hot, I wanna cut my hair short, what do you think?" How would you handle?
English
2
0
4
1.1K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
Y’all left off the part where you and the besties drive blind drunk for an hour up 35N to get back to campus after tubing all day. “A beer” my a$$. 🤣🙈
Facts About Texas@FactsAboutTexas

English
1
0
5
12K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
@Turk_Innocenti Hahahaha yes, Daddy. They found a new one they love in Chinatown. Couple weekends ago, 16 shuttled all 6 of the BrainTrust there, 2 at a time. Never seen them all so happy. 🤣
English
1
0
0
311
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
@TheRealLeejo Mine watched me walk to the mailbox several times, looking for an incoming check and complaining about our “lazy” mailman skipping our house that day. When I found a mystery stack of mail on the table the next day, “oh yeah, I put it on the table.” Why are they like this? 😂
English
1
0
1
292
Lee Jordan
Lee Jordan@TheRealLeejo·
me: get the mail I bet those chargers arrived my valedictorian son who is leaving home in a few months: ok! son: here’s the charger me: was there anything else? son: lots of stuff! magazines, envelopes…no packages me: did you think I’d ask you to put the other mail back? son: …
English
1
0
1
342
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
I grew up, sitting in Hoffheinz Pavillion with my father— close enough to see the sweat— watching Clyde the Glide, Akeem the Dream, and Phi Slama Jama… He would’ve *loved* watching tonight’s game. 🥹🥹🥹 WHOSE HOUSE??? COOGS HOUSE!!! #NCAAChampionship #coogshouse
GIF
English
3
0
6
24K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
What in the wild wild world of sports is going on here? 🤣
Houston SubGirl tweet media
English
2
0
3
7.9K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
Fun with Wrong Numbers Episode 78435532356
Houston SubGirl tweet media
English
1
0
4
5.8K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
@TheRealLeejo lol algo showed me that one, too. Tricky issue, she is clearly aware of her body/sexual appeal and is actively advertising it… where’s the line for competency/consent relative to all her non-47c simps, I wonder
English
0
0
1
531
Lee Jordan
Lee Jordan@TheRealLeejo·
what soros agenda of disruption decided that i need to see large breasted down’s girls? get behind me, algorithm
English
1
0
1
199
BullRush4570
BullRush4570@Bull_Rush4570·
@SubHouston Years ago, I ran into my kindergarten teacher at a Spec's. I was walking around, dressed in my Marine Corps uniform, holding three bottles of booze.
English
1
0
2
163
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
But OF COURSE when I’m at Walmart *specifically* to buy booze, with a cart already full of it, I run into 16’s ultra-religious bestie, who saw but politely ignored my cart. 🤣🤣🤣
GIF
English
2
0
2
10.1K
Ginger
Ginger@HandyGingerGal·
No question I am dying on the first try.
English
14
1
37
1.4K
Houston SubGirl retweetledi
Texas Nationalist Movement (TEXIT)
The Texas Declaration of Independence wasn't just words on paper. It was the birth certificate of a nation. Every time you see the Lone Star flag, you're looking at the symbol of the sovereign republic established on March 2, 1836.
Texas Nationalist Movement (TEXIT) tweet media
English
10
54
139
6.6K
Houston SubGirl
Houston SubGirl@SubHouston·
It’s so weird that this completely benign and normal phenomenon that happens all the time everywhere has not happened anywhere near my house since @elonmusk and @DOGE started auditing the federal government. 🤔 Clear blue skies every day now.
Houston SubGirl tweet media
English
0
0
13
6.7K