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@RussFaigen @Polymarket Up 600% since end of 2022 retard

@Polymarket So is their stock price.. down 6% since last year

JUST IN: Meta employee morale is reportedly at “historic lows”

@GitaGopinath The funny thing is this actually is representing meritocracy

A painting of the end of meritocracy: A meeting of the two largest economies and not one woman at the table.

@nateinthewild It’s turning them down so the labels can face the scanner genius

Am I missing something here? The robot is pushing packages from left to right, wouldn’t a conveyor belt do this exact same job at 10x efficiency and 1% the cost?

@FiredUpCoug You realize they stretch right?

These swimsuits at Costco set unrealistic beauty standards for women. No one has ever been this thin!

@tpgoebel “Driving a vehicle is insane” Dude grow up

As an occasional Uber Driver, I have done over 300 passenger rides by now. I use FSD for 100% of my rides. For the first time ever, I just had passengers who were adamantly opposing my use of FSD. One of them said he doesn’t trust Elon Musk. He is a software engineer, and he says he knows that software isn’t perfect. He doesn’t wanna be the one to edge case that leads to an accident. We had a nice conversation. I tried to appeal to his mathematical mind, arguing that the combination of the system and myself observing is definitely safer than me driving without it. He didn’t wanna hear any of it. Both of them didn’t. Interesting. I did not expect that position from an engineer. Oh and: I felt a lot more nervous, driving entirely myself again. It was over 20 minutes. I do not want to do this anymore. Driving a vehicle is insane.

@BullTheoryio Might… be a bubble

BREAKING: NVIDIA is now worth more than the GDP of every country in the world except the USA and China.

@HighyieldHarry Because their employees are revenue generating

Everyone loves the “Docusign has 250,000 employees” bit but can we talk about how the hell Accenture has 786,000 employees?

@HaterReport She honestly looks better with clothes on 😂

Sophie Cunningham for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (2026)

@joelvmoran Lower ceiling. Outperformed by the other top 4 in basically every other metric besides agility

Let me get this straight, Cameron Boozer is the youngest of the top 4. Had the best impact metrics. Performed better than Caleb & AJ in the agility drills. Has an NBA ready body with zero true weakness in his game. Why shouldn’t he be the #1 pick?

@robynngarfield Why did you leave the church and why did you go back

This week marks the 20th anniversary of coming home from my Spanish-speaking LDS mission in Seattle, Washington. I was released May 10, 2006. My mission has meant many different things to me at different points in my life. About 9 years after I came home, I left the church, became a bitter atheist/x-mormon and have come back to the church somewhat (it's always complicated, but my church community has been so patient with my growth). I'm so grateful for the hardships and experiences I faced as a missionary because they've helped me through so much in my adult life as a mom, a wife, and in my interactions with my fellow human beings.

@paydayfantasy Jazz say no

Who says no to this deal 🤔 Jazz Receive: No. 1 pick Wizards Receive: No. 2 pick | Ace Bailey

@FightWithMemes She’ll be married soon

She's 26 lol Hardly the age of desperation 😂

@BoozeCougs @KalanisCalves Where? Dining service in Europe is notorious terrible because they don’t have tips

@SubtleAlpha @KalanisCalves Why do I get the best service when I travel abroad?

Dear restaurant industry, Please raise your menu prices by 20% on everything and let’s just be done with the tipping altogether. I’m not here to manage your staff. If the service sucks, we just won’t come back. Signed, A lot of us

@FREAKJ0SHI @AliceBunnyland2 Or your coworkers?

@FREAKJ0SHI @AliceBunnyland2 Do you ask your neighbors about their sexual activity?

I follow a Harvard professor who conducts a poll every semester where two of the questions are “how many of your peers do you think are sexually active” and “are you sexually active”. This last semester the students said they thought 80% of them were sexually active but according

@1ssve Some of us shower

Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

@AliceBunnyland2 How does nobody realize how inappropriate this is to ask your students

Just to clarify in case this goes viral, I don’t mean as a cause, but just purely “in relation to”.

@AliceBunnyland2 Why the fuck is a professor asking his students about whether they are sexually active

@JohnnyGaming9 It’s a game console dude. Why does it need those apps?

The Nintendo Switch 2 has been out almost a year now and still doesnt have any media apps. No YouTube, Netflix, Hulu. Nothing.

@Timmysofine Olivia

You have 2 children, a girl named Olive, a boy named Oliver. You find out a third child is on the way, what do you name the third child?