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@ThrillaRilla369 A second bathroom.

For those who didn’t grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid… I’ll go first. A second floor 😹🤷‍♂️

@jfpbear I think i found your cloud.

Yo here we go again!

@BudLightSadness You still have it, it just picked up and moved a little is all.

Oh. When I had a hairline

Uh.. Okay y'all the giveaway this week has started off stronger than they have for months now. Am I showing up in people's feeds now? Say hello if you happen to come across this organically!

@REMASCULATE Turkey and dressing with the cranberry compote.

Out of curiosity, were you Team Fried Chicken with that little brownie and the corn niblets... or were you ride-or-die for the Salisbury steak gravy boat? Don’t lie… we all had that aluminum tray in the oven like a NASA project, peel-back the foil, and hope the brownie didn’t turn into chocolate concrete. 😂 Drop your pick below and tell me what else was on your childhood menu… mashed potatoes that could patch drywall or the weird apple cobbler thing? Let’s take a trip down memory lane, y’all. Simpler times, bigger portions, zero judgment. #TVDinners #RememberWhen #StayMcGrewvy

@velcroripper Eye candy is nice but when the chips are down I want the nurse that looks like Flo from Mel's diner.

So nursing student Avery came by to check my vitals…… 5 star do recommend…. Nice sweet girl but I have shoes older than her…

@TRHLofficial I've never seen steaks look like a pair of ears in a skillet. 😆

Thomas Jefferson saved us from this

42 years ago today, I was out for a run in Houston. A tree fell on me, leaving me partially paralyzed. My parents instilled in me the values that carried me through my darkest days: hard work, perseverance, and faith in God. Our lives are not defined by our challenges, but by how we respond to them. Some say you need a spine of steel to lead. I actually have one. And I will never stop fighting for Texas.

@GregAbbott_TX Repeal tort reform so those injured by providers are allowed the same benefit you had. Texas Dr's are capped at 250k liability and no lawyers will touch it because of that. The medical board is the only recourse and they reject 90% Bragging isn't the flex you think it is.

@oliverhenry Add brown sugar, mustard, and crisp bacon crumbled to those beans and bake them. Baked beans. You'll never go back.

It’s going to be hard to go back to beans on toast after this. We went to the number 1 BBQ spot in all of Texas. (I’m pretty sure that means the best bbq in the world) This is not to dig out the UK but we simply have nothing that compares to this back home. The brisket was another level

Me: Hey son, you should take some dirty rice to your boss. Son: why? Me: Because there's a lot and its delicious. Son: He hasn't put in for my raise yet, i think not. Me: 🤣 🤣 🤣 Sorry boss, no dirty rice for you.

My dick head neighbor was out here shooting in the rain, in the dark at 3:30 am.

@IfindRetards He's very lucky i'd say.

I'm going to need help as I've never encountered a bison. Is this guy retarded or not?

@BudLightSadness The stuff they serve in the Texas restaurants with the fancy price tag is not what Cajuns eat everyday.

I am fully aware that gumbo is a poverty meal. But there’s levels to poverty.

This was the plot of like 3 cartoons and there’s this thing called “shade” and you can just go in it and it’s not so hot

Grandma wrote down her gumbo recipe, and dirty rice too. To make sure it was passed down. It begins with... Go outside and find an old tough hen. Thats how you know its a legit recipe.

@realBob_Johnson @BudLightSadness No. No friend, it doesn't look right.

@BudLightSadness Speaking of secrets, I found this old creole cookbook from the 80s. Does this look like legr gumbo recipes?

We have showed the Europeans too many secrets One of them will find out about poboys and I will be forced to initialize Operation Agile Mango

@BudLightSadness Grandma made okra gumbo too, but it was the base instead of roux. She smothered that okra into oblivion then worked her magic. A roux based gumbo has no okra! Its the hill I'll die on.

Are you from Haiti?

Tomatoes also do not go in gumbo you fucking heathens

@alphafox I got you.