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@StephenKing moron

Woods finally has seen the light. He’s talking about Trump.

@AJBayatpour 👏

More than 7,000 documented non-citizens in Wisconsin will no longer be eligible for food stamps, starting July 1. That includes refugees, asylees and victims of human trafficking. Advocates worry this will strain food pantries already stretched thin: cbs58.com/news/non-citiz…

@Bluestown901 @NASA @NASAMoonBase If there’s not a Walgreens I ain’t going

@NASA @NASAMoonBase Wait for it .. 🌚🇺🇸

We're building a Moon Base! @NASAMoonBase will serve as a habitat where astronauts live and work during long-term science missions. Join us at 2pm ET on Tuesday, May 26, for a live news event where we’ll share updates on our lunar exploration plans: go.nasa.gov/4uinkLi

@MarkMadDogDavis “I have a 700,000 home and a pool” 🤣 😂 💩

A lot of people say I should be arrested for what I say. That I “tow the line” between freedom of speech and blah blah blah. You know what motherfuckers? I have ZERO fucking rap sheet. I beg you motherfuckers to find something on me. Begging you. In the age of AI you should be able to find something, right? You wouldn’t even be able to find this, but I think when I was under 21 in high school one time I got in trouble for drinking alcohol. We were detained. Not arrested. That’s it motherfucker. Meanwhile all these fucking MAGA people are in my comments saying I should be in fucking jail for the shit I say. Fuck you. Half you motherfuckers probably have your nephew’s cock breath on your mouth right now. We are dealing with the scum of the fucking scum. And these people say I should be locked up? That’s why I’m such a fucking problem for MAGA. They can’t pin me down because there is nothing they can say about me that wouldn’t burn themselves too. They want the American dream? Motherfucker, I AM the American dream. I don’t even have a fucking college education and I came up the hard way. I own a damn near $700,000 home in Florida and I got a fucking heated pool, bitches. I did it my way. The hard way. And yeah, I’m fucking pissed because your bullshit threatens MY American dream. The American dream ends with fascism. Fascism brings death and destruction. You want the American dream? Follow me motherfucker. I’ll show you how to get it. It’s not through a fucking pedophile. It’s through hard work. And now I’m hearing about somebody in my district that got arrested in Riverview, plucked out, and hasn’t seen their family in over 60 fucking days. I’m getting to the bottom of this. And if you know what I’m talking about and you’re on their side, you better be fucking scared. Because I’m bringing the light of the fucking sun onto your station, your officers, your sheriff, every fucking thing. Good fucking luck. This is the Mark show now. This is my game and you’re just fucking playing in it, MAGA. Get ready for fucking fireworks

@MaryTracy 55 and make my lunch every day to take to work. Turkey roll ups, carrots, apple. Takes 2 minutes.

"I as a 52 year old man & make my lunches every weekend for around $3-$5 each." No you don't, no 52 year old man is making lunches, they all have wives and girlfriends. And a packed lunch costs more than $5, which you would know if you actually made them.

Today the voices of division will be loud. They don't speak for the country I know, one that belongs to all of us. That's our Britain. A Britain worth fighting for. lbc.co.uk/article/keir-s…

@Brick_Suit She really stepping up her game.

Spotted at today's Thomas Massie rally... No sound - watch the woman in green in the back.

@TruckerDanUSA Yeah, the whole state of CO was 303 until the late 1980’s so pretty common not to list the area code back in the day.

@SunsetMogey I want to say mid 50’s, but the 7 digit phone number is messing with me.

My secret meeting this morning. I went to an estate sale right down the road from my house. I picked up 7 Zippo lighters for 50 bucks. 3 are older, small, short logos. 3 cast iron skillets. 2 Wagners (both 3’s) and a No.5 Griswold For 22.00. Now I need to set up my E tank! I also bought a child size rocker and a child size straight back chair. Last post tonight, I’ll see y’all for some GoGo juice in the morning. Be kind.

@Acyn Him not knowing how “govt works” is a feature not a flaw.

Michaelson: What do you think Spencer Pratt would be like as mayor? Bass: I can’t even imagine. I understand he has a degree in political science, but he does not have a background or knowledge in how our government works.

@CamEdwards heard!

Hey Bentley, let’s go for a walk! Bentley two minutes later:

@TruckerDanUSA thx! I’ve asked a couple antique shops around Denver and they don’t know. They say such a niche item hard to price. Best guess on date so far was late 50’s/early 60’s.

@SunsetMogey I’ll do some digging, because I want to be absolutely sure that what I tell you is correct.

@TruckerDanUSA Any help appreciated!

@TruckerDanUSA TruckerDan, I could not figure out how to do the DM and send photos so dropped ‘em here. Just trying to figure out date and what a box of these would be worth. They are all the same company logo. 11 of the 12 are left in box. One missing.

@RedpillDrifter @lilperfect2020 It’s 💯 true! They are also responsible for the extinction of unicorns as they hunted them for food. 🪬

"YOU KILLED OUR ASSET" Truck driver shoots 9+ foot tall Dogman through the window of his Semi truck. Men in suits show up and tell him "You killed our asset" and threaten him not to talk. There is so much more going on most of you will never comprehend.

@LeaderJohnThune @johnthune you are weak

Next week, I will bring the SAVE America Act to the floor. Senate Democrats will be forced to defend their outrageous positions on these issues and explain to the American people why common sense and the Democrat Party have parted ways.

A year ago, 20-year-old Dreamer Caroline Dias Goncalves was wrongfully detained by ICE after a traffic stop in Colorado. Today, she helped secure a major legal victory requiring ICE to retrain agents and curb unlawful arrests in Colorado. Caroline’s courage helped hold ICE accountable. But it shouldn’t fall on her. Republicans need to join us in reining in ICE’s lawlessness and fixing our broken immigration system now.

@DefiantLs Probably bs she’s slinging to score some dem points. Either way she is gross.

Chelsea Handler went on the Kevin Hart Roast yesterday. So let's remind ourselves of this banger: "I got pregnant a couple of times when I was a teenager and got abortions. Thank God my parents had the sense to make sure that happened."