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Calling them Hyperice or Hyperboot makes it even worse! If ADHD was a trainer it still wouldn’t look this bad!

@talkSPORT Agbonlahor every time someone mentions #NUFC

🔴 "If I was a player now, I would choose Man United over Newcastle!" 🛒 "Newcastle are shopping in Marks & Spencer when they should be shopping in Tesco!" Gabby Agbonlahor is not shocked that #NUFC keep being turned down! 👀

@ToonMouthTyne I suspect there’s a premeditated holding of funds and investment in squad to see how the season plays out with Howe, potentially replacing him at end of season if we don’t finish high enough and new manager will have a healthy budget to rebuild.

Chelsea warming up this season

@18toon92 @ToonPolls This one took me out. Every commentator is going to struggle at the Brentford games…

@ToonPolls I got you x.com/premierleague/…

Someone will have to tell me how to pronounce Guehi because every time I say it out loud it sounds different to the last time I said it. #NUFC

Whats stopping Alexander Isak winning the golden boot this season? #NUFC

@brentfordok Ronald Koeman is that you? 👀

He’s bringing on fucking Watkins, are you joking

@BronsonYid Well at least he got to feature on an SClub7 song…

Fucking hell, if you watch one video today make sure it’s this!

“Should have done better” - Danny Murphy every time a #nufc player takes a touch! Horrible commentator!!

Danny Murphy absolutely hates us! The feeling is mutual Danny…!!! #NUFC

After ordering @CostaCoffee I now know why! The staff have consistently got everyone’s order wrong!

Wood Green might be the only place in the world where I’ve ever seen a costa with a security guard

BBC sport actually calling Maguire slabhead might be the funniest thing they’ve ever done!!!!

@DavidVujanic Dean Windass

Taribo West 😩🥹🔥

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

@OwenH04 @talkSPORT You’re also forgetting he’s poor defensively and yet we have best defence in league

@talkSPORT First he wouldn’t keep us up Then we’d not keep up good form Then it was he’d spend money poorly Then it was we timewaste Then it was we will bottle top 6 Then it was we’ll fall out of the top 4 Then it was we’ll finish bottom of the group Now it’s he won’t win titles

“If the aim is for #NUFC to win significant things, I don’t know if it’ll be Eddie Howe.” “It feels a little bit like the Mark Hughes transition at #MCFC. I hope I’m wrong.” Simon Jordan is unsure if Eddie Howe will win major titles with Newcastle United.

@PicturesFoIder @CasticSid A spare with us

Somewhere in the world right now, there’s a person pronouncing the word “Exactly” as though it’s spelt “Es-at-Lee”

@Buike_042 @footballtweet @RestIsFootball AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

@footballtweet @RestIsFootball He gave Aguero that assist.

Protect Mario Balotelli at all costs. 🤣 This story is different gravy. 🤣 🎥 @RestIsFootball

My son 6 year old son just said Spider-Man’s girlfriend (@Zendaya) just kissed another boy in the Dune trailer and he doesn’t think that’s kind. Trust issues have started 😢