SurlyJerk

@ScooterCasterNY @libsoftiktok Has anyone seen Jussie Smollett lately?

NOW: Multiple buildings including a school are tagged with swastikas and other antisemitic graffiti overnight in Queens NYC

@CuriosityonX Nevergonnahappenville.

First city on Mars is about to be founded, and you get to name it. What's it going to be?

@MarindaVannoy1 Women didn’t want it. Luckily, I ignored most women and have a real Wife who acknowledges my leadership in the home.

Can someone please explain to me like I'm five exactly what happened to men being masculine?

@DeanTTraining “Diet Coke”? You just lost all credibility.

Reminder: McDonald's hamburger patties in the US are made from 100% USDA-inspected beef with no fillers, additives, or preservatives… …and… …they are grilled on a flat-top griddle with no added oil, butter, or fat Patties paired with 1 bun + a Diet Coke = a HEALTHY MEAL

@misfitpatriot_ Your first paragraph contradicts itself…wouldn’t have expected anything less.

Yes, I’m for violence against grown ass men who run their fucking mouth and disrespect other people. I also think if you attack someone over their words you’re breaking the law and that’s a risk you can decide if you want to take or not, and you should be punished accordingly. THIS IS NOT AN ANTI FIRST AMENDMENT POSITION, ITS COMMON FUCKING SENSE. You’d have to be a full fucking retard to think someone like that Chud retard should be able to walk up to black people and call them the “Hard R” and they don’t deserve to get their shit rocked. I don’t think anyone deserves to be killed over it, but that’s not up to me, and it will be no surprise if it happens to that fucking moron Chud. And yes, if that does happen, I will fucking laugh at the dumb fuck who put antagonism by way of ignorant hatred over people’s skin color for clicks on the internet over his own safety. Most people who watch that dude run around trying to win the Darwin Olympics are only looking at their screen because they’re hoping he gets smoked. I don’t want that, I’m simply stating the obvious. Don’t shoot the messenger 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Breaking911 Life is slowly becoming the decadent, debaucherous scene from the movie “300” where the Persians were celebrating the grotesque and profane through endless orgy.

Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.

@adamemedia1 Kucumber? Kite? Kitty? K-pop? Ken?

If Chud the builder was saying the K word instead of the N word he would be in prison under terrorism charges and it would be labelled a national security issue. There would be press conferences, Kick would be sanctioned. Pump fun would be dissolved. Trump would be making speeches. Thats if it was even allowed to go on this long. What is more likely is they would have shut him down after his first stream. Not one platform would touch him. He would have been nuked off the internet by now. Food for thought.

@ChudTheBuilder Maybe you should up your game and call out Jewish people. You’d be arrested in the first interaction.

Kick loves when chimps harass white people on stream, but if you tell a nig to stop chimping out on you? Banned.

Listen, there’s something the Protestants are seriously getting wrong here. You cannot just beat your chest and declare with full confidence that your faith alone guarantees you a place in heaven. Who made you the judge over your own soul? Are you the one sitting on the throne? You are a sinner, dirty before the eyes of God, no matter how hard you try to live right. Heaven is never something you can claim for yourself like you own it. Catholics believe that Jesus Christ came, died on the cross to redeem us, and by His grace we are saved. But even that doesn’t give you a blank cheque to heaven. Redemption is real, but you must walk in His ways every day, keep His commandments, and stay on the right path. As He promised, if you keep His commandments, He will raise you up on the last day. No matter how holy you think you are, the final decision still belongs to God alone. It is up to Jesus Christ and God His Father to decide your fate. You can never be certain you’re going to heaven. That final call is theirs alone.

@NefflynB Likely cradle cap…baby shampoo and a soft sponge.

El cabello de mi sobrino ha empezado a tener estas cosas. ¿Cuál es la causa, alguien lo sabe?

@CriteDavonte @jtgoldx @piperboywilliam If you take a stranger spewing some words your way as an indictment on you as a human being then you are soft and weak. Period.

@SurlyJerk @jtgoldx @piperboywilliam Yup words have consequences.

I’m downtown. Where is Chud?

@lilyally98 Wait…Sabrina Carpenter is Jewish?!

Coming from the culture that created an island to rape and eat kids.

@ScienceExpand Guess you’ve never been in a fight…nerd.

Quantum physics says that you can never actually touch anything.

@ick_real Then you’re not doing it right.

A gentle reminder that a man who goes to work to “provide for his family” is actually sacrificing nothing And would still have to work if he didn’t have a family

@BeigeFrequency Clearly you never watch him either. I say watch because he’s still on the air…he’s lost nothing and will be stronger than ever before.🤣🤣🤣

You can tell right wingers never actually watched much Alex Jones, because they don't get what his show was about. They just have a weird reverence for him. The core of Inforwars for like 15 years was Alex shilling the his fucking products, which Tim is parodying perfectly here.

@Xtopher_Uzo Wait…I thought Mary saved him through prayers at the cross??? You guys need to get your story together…

The Catholic Church teaches BAPTISM OF DESIRE... This happens when you truly wish to be baptised, but you're in an extreme situation where you cannot be. (At the point of death with no way possible to be baptized). Well, if you are NOT in an extremely tight emergency situation as explained above, and you refuse baptism after claiming to be "born again, You're going straight to hell. I'm sorry

@CriteDavonte @jtgoldx @piperboywilliam “Defending themselves”………from words.

@jtgoldx @piperboywilliam Sadly, somebody’s gonna definitely get hurt dudes, literally antagonizing people, and then trying to pull a gun on them because they’re defending themselves dude straight talking shit. Words or words, but let me go around calling everybody’s mama fat funky bitch& pull mace out 🤣

@jtgoldx @DinoVedo @piperboywilliam Actually, that is a nice R8…👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@DinoVedo @piperboywilliam I'm a retard? Nice '08 R8, broseph lol I'm not throwing hands, dipshit. I actually have shit to lose... One thing I wouldn't do: talk shit to strangers, and when they stand up for themselves, grab my gun like a little b*tch. I don't pull guns unless I plan to use them 😉

@otokyo__ I mean, they’re like, $5 at Walmart.🤣

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@RussNRoses How about you try and become more like Jesus and stop worrying over the label?

Imma be honest with you all - every signal in my life right now screams me becoming Catholic.... I know I'm not as much on here anymore, but I just wanted to let you know.