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Tukey-Sahn Dreamin'
@Survcon63
Citizen Journalism is the way. Be truthful in all things. #Tucson  Let no one rule you. Let no one silence you. Fight for truth.
Where I can be left alone. Katılım Eylül 2012
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“My fellow, _________________. I address you tonight to inform you that World War III is upon us. A military draft of all men ages 18-42 is in effect. And…April Fool’s! You should have seen the look on your faces. Anyway back to baseball.”
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to address the nation this morning, becoming the third leader to do so today, alongside Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
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@shion0_25mg This looks awesome!
I am hungry now.
Thanks a lot.!
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アメリカの皆様こんばんは
ご飯を作ることが大好きな日本人です！
先日、皆様に教えていただいた
アメリカンスタイルの朝食を作ってみました✨️
こんな感じで合ってますか？
味は最高でした😋
Xをきっかけに皆様と国際交流出来ることを
嬉しく思います
今度はサンドウィッチに挑戦してみますね！
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Fantastic Idea! I’ll add this to the plans!
The Babylon Bee@TheBabylonBee
Trump Presidential Library To Feature Solemn 'Reflecting Pool' Of Liberal Tears
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🚨 I interrupt your doom scrolling to give you a quick smile from my son Kingston.
He just had Kindergarten photos taken & is very proud of them!
He asked if he could change into more "HAMSTER (how he pronounces handsome)" clothes & take more pictures!!
We told him there's people that get paid to do that for a living called models.
He said,
"Then I'll be a model one day!" 👑 ❤️
Go back to doom scrolling now & have a wonderful day! 🤝
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@tyromper Beautiful boy. And that smile.
Just wonderful. You are blessed.
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Trump said we need Greenland because we can’t trust NATO to let us use it in a war.
He said we need a battleship 100x more powerful to keep straits open.
Europe laughed.
Trump was right.
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@NotJoshGeyer @buraunko This is true.
And practical.
Rid your mainland of dangerous things by sending it to the communists.
They love free shit!
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@MrWHOsecond2 So many people will accommodate you that you may never be able to leave this country.
Just consider the consequences.
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@neko2time This cat is so fucking fat. Like not even a cat anymore.
Like a furry, shitting alien from planet Unbelievable Fucking Fat Cat.
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@m_takewaka @phyfirestorm Chest could be pectorals on a man.
Boobs and tits, to me, are the same.
Also, tatas and mammaries.
Hope this translates.
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@BFHonkers @AiPinfu2003 This is the way.
Make them ""regert" marking their flesh in a permanent n demonic y.
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@AiPinfu2003 You should always tell them the worst answer you can imagine. Tell them it says “penis infection” or “I like delicious men”
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アメリカ人に聞きたい。
アメリカ人が漢字のタトゥーを我々日本人に嬉しそうに見せてきたときに、その日本語の意味が変だったり間違ってたりしてたときはどういう顔をすればいいんだ？？
苦い真実を伝えるべきなのか、マシュマロみたいに優しい嘘で包んであげるべきなのか。
良ければタトゥーも見せて
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