💥 Susan Cryer Reynolds 🗞 ➐ (Commentary)

According to an anonymous source, I just shit my pants.

@GorryTan What we did was beautiful 😍

Oh God. What did I do?

Thank you for the great time GareBear! What we did together that night in your sauna is something I will cherish forever 🥰🥰🥰😩

Just won gold! 🏅

I am excited to announce that I have officially qualified for the Poo-lympics!

Hey @Twolferecovery that fentanyl you sold me and @EricaJSandberg was a bad batch. I had to narcan her twice!

I volunteer as tribute 🙋‍♀️

Happy Thanksgiving! Your meal is served 😋 🤤

@GorryTan @bettersoma @Chunkalunka66 But I heard about it from @Twolferecovery

@bettersoma @Chunkalunka66 Wait but I heard about it from @SusanDReynoldss

BREAKING

@GorryTan DID YOU ORDER THE WAYMO⁉️

@SusanDReynoldss I did the job I needed to do!

I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for #KitKat and you curse @Waymo. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that KitKat's death, while tragic, probably furthered technological progress. 🧵

@GorryTan Did you order the Waymo that killed #KitKat?!

I would rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a laptop and create your own start-up. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think.

SEVEN DAYS

BREAKING: Joel Engardio is on the #GarryTanSauna List.

I am also releasing my own shirt!

@MikeMichae24475 @GorryTan Hey cutie

@GorryTan 100%

Absolutely agreed. These riots are Chesa's fault.

helter skelter

Here's a photo I took this morning of that liberal @JuliePitta walking her dog. That animal better not poop on our sidewalk. We have enough of that in SF!

Always a fun time playing fetch! Ruff! Ruff!

I just want to give a big shoutout to my dear close personal friend @SusanDReynoldss for her amazing undercover work for Rocket Dog Rescue.

Dinner time!

@GorryTan Ruff! Ruff!