@iHad2GoGetit Unfortunately, this doesn’t work on my daughter 😂
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@CansAndBansV12 So??? What’s the difference between 3rd and 4th at this point. Our focus now should be getting good players for the new season
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Lose our last two and Liverpool win theirs, we finish 4th
Fucking dumb cunt
Morgan@utdscope
With Aston Villa dropping points… WE HAVE SECURED THIRD PLACE! 🔴
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@Mrbankstips I’ve worked as a private chef in lekki and Abuja before and nothing ever happened between me and my clients. In fact I usually call my boyfriend on FaceTime before cooking and once it’s ready. No big deal, una just want make agenda fly. Not every girl is way ward!
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A Private Chef Was Funded And Booked By Her Client All The Way From Lagos State To Abuja Just To Cook Chicken Stew For Him👀
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@trigottista @kingsolo4reall Harry you be real problem 😅😅😅😂😂
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Governor of Edo State, Monday Okpebholo (the insecurity provider), lights up only 4 streetlights in a street in Benin City. Just enough to light up a burial ceremony
Coincidentally, the burial ceremony is of his family member
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@realFemiOtedola @Abdulazeeztao17 You are really enjoying sir. God bless you
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@TopeWavyyy @mrbayoa1 You fit marry at 60 make them still cheat on you 😂😂 na that time your heartbreak go give you heart attack 😂😂
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You’re laughing at the guy who got cheated on? Calm down, pay attention, your own woman might be doing worse 😂😂. Marriage isn’t what it used to be, and the influence of Western culture has seriously damaged the institution of marriage. Only a few are truly safe from this mess.
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@Hakeem_Onitolo After I don call am OUR WIFE?
Make me sef taste na my bro 😌😌
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I no knack anybody wife, make nobody knack my wife abeg. Abeg o. 😭😭
GIF
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@Boy994Boy @_Tracywills I swear, e look like am o, but true true, no be am 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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@Hey_Onyinye My dear Onyinye,
You and the hydrogeologist are mad!
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Nothing wrong with criticizing Enugu’s water crisis.
A Hydrogeologist explained to me that the main issue is geological: Enugu sits on coal seams + hilly terrain, making groundwater extremely difficult to access.
That’s why wells dry up fast and tankers are always in business.
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@StudentByNature Damn,
This tweet bang!!!!
As him useless Tinubu no fit bring light, wetin transformer wan do?
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So this APC supporter asked me to go and hug transformer because I said I would not vote for Tinubu.
I hugged the transformer for 12 hours straight, nothing happened. No light.
Please everyone should get their PVCs
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@trigottista @DHQNigeria 😂😂😂😂 guy, na ex convict our so called military Dey quote!!!
This country go stain yourself after black!
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Small flexing in Budapest before the main event, will be having a lot of champagne on the night of 30th after Arsenal win then going back to London on 31st. This feeling is sweet 😭😭😭
Mr Bayo@mrbayoa1
The hotel I checked in Budapest before Arsenal qualified for the Champions League final has almost doubled in price already. They all know the big fish is coming, hosting the best and most influential team in Europe is no small thing. Regardless of the price… we’re coming ✊✊
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@Jamessucre2 You too get brain, with your renewed subscription.
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Same hotel some people said it isn't functional.
Chief Ikukuoma@IkukuomaC
Presidential Hotel Enugu I was here last week and I made enquiry to see they had rooms that are available but the receptionist told me they have been fully booked since beginning of April...I would always applaud Peter Mbah for renovating this hotel
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Pep took off his £65m striker and we scored 3 goals. Your days are numbered @antoinesemenyo in this club and I’m not even joking.
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