Susan Petrone (she/her)

A co-worker made a gif of my dog Wally catching and eating a pancake and now I can’t stop watching it.

@MLBShotsFired LOL Kids need to lay off the sauce, man.

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@MikeBales I mean, probably not, unless it's next door and they've invited, I don't know, Elvis Costello to do a living room concert.

Mike got invited to an event at 10pm on Tuesday. Mike is 57 years old. Is Mike going?

@Kristinartz Yes. Instead of calling it the kid's menu, call it the Small Portions Menu or the Half Portions Menu.

Having a debate with my husband… should adults be allowed to order from the kids’ menu? 🤔

@VinnysCorner1 It was our first date. Been together 26 years.

Is a baseball game a good first date idea? 🤔

@Hania16836 I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Ken.

Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.

@stephenRB4 Yesterday.

When did you last buy a book? 📚

@RichardAngwin Tacky

Trump's Oval Office makeover. Thoughts?

@thedaywar90 Speak in complete sentences.

Can you name one thing Obama did better than Trump? What say you?

@_sorrengailll This.

I think I speak for all women when I say we don’t want removable cups in our sports bras and swimsuits. We want them sewn in, or not at all!

@BreeG68 @EricLDaugh You misspelled "bored and vapid."

@EricLDaugh Melania is so elegant and beautiful!

🚨 NOW: President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump EMERGE down the White House Grand Staircase with King Charles and Queen Camilla, for a state dinner 🇺🇸🇬🇧 ZERO Democrats can look at this and honestly claim the Trumps haven’t brought class back to the White House! 👏🏻

@EricLDaugh Trump can barely stay awake or stand upright. Charles and Melania both look like they'd rather be anywhere else. Put a tuxedo on a clown and you have a clown in a tuxedo.

@VinnysCorner1 No

Would you support a return of the Cleveland Indians name and logo?

@JulianMalins @KeruboSk That's super cool. My history chain like that is, as a young intern at the Cleveland Playhouse, I had a drink with Budd Schulberg, who drank with F. Scott Fitzgerald. (Who pretty much drank with everybody.)

I am 75. All my grandparents were born in the 19th century and I conversed with all of them. Better than that, I shook hands with an old man (the Latin teacher at my first boarding school) in around 1958/9 whose grandfather (with whom the teacher had shaken hands as a little boy) had shaken hands with Napoleon. It was something of a craze among little boys in the 1950’s to seek out old men: ask them who had been the most famous person with whom they had ever shaken hands and (assuming there was somebody worthy) then shake hands with them to add to your collection. More fun than train spotting and more practicable than autograph hunting.

Just out of curiosity… who out there has actually talked to someone born in the 1800s during their lifetime?

@OleTimeHardball No

Would you support a return of the Cleveland Indians name and logo?

@MrsButters Age 5 or 6, the husband of my mother's best friend would tell me how pretty I was and if I wanted to come live with them. He never said this to my 3 older sisters. Age 12, I had an afternoon paper route. A guy in a car asked for directions. When I went closer, he was jacking off.

Women. How old were you when a man first made an inappropriate advance on you? I'll put mine in the comments. Men. This isn't for you, just sit tight, no need to comment.

@nowakmichal11 I think the worst part is all the folks who see him like this.

A najgorsze w tym wszystkim jest to, że on zapewne siebie właśnie tak widzi.

@Jennife99723444 @CleGuardians I’m 58. They’re the Guardians. He needs to stop being butt hurt that they changed the name.

At a brewery w/ the @CleGuardians game on chatting Guards. Older gent ordering beers interrupts "you mean the INDIANS". Ignore him. Gent says out loud "If you're a fan over 30 you still call them the Indians". I turn to him, say "I'm 47, they're the Guardians and the same team.

@uscfan981 We have incredible state parks.

Say something nice about Ohio.

Final episode of #ShrinkingSeries and my heart has been ripped apart and lovingly pieced back together.

@FilosofiaStoica Good job, mom. Do wish she had slapped him back before pulling her daughter out of the ceremony.

🚨 Un novio abofeteó a su novia el día de su boda… su madre intervino y la sacó de la ceremonia inmediatamente