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@JesseKellyDC You are the villain.

You can’t deport 50 million people without someone getting hurt. People will get hurt. People will get killed. So what. Deport them all anyway. And for the love of God, STOP REWARDING COMMUNISTS FOR THEIR TACTICS!

@ismanewells Fun fact, the vagina is very elastic and stretches back no matter how big the man is or how often the woman has sex. If you experience something like this, you're just a teeny tiny guy. Sorry, bro.

lo que los hombres queremos // lo que nos toca

@factpostnews So can we pull the rapist felon from office now?

Donald Trump has now officially paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million after he was found liable for sexually abusing her.

@EricLDaugh @RealHickory You're not wrong. The world sure is laughing at us.

@RealHickory No president has been funnier.

🚨 LMFAO!! President Trump posted this absolute gem: Him in the Oval Office surrounded by European leaders with a map of GREENLAND, CANADA and VENEZUELA being claimed as USA territory Cue the meltdowns 🤣🤣

@NewsWire_US Trump, you can't have a new war with Iran until you finish your old one!

⚠️ TRUMP NOTIFIES CONGRESS OF NEW WAR AGAINST IRAN: POLITICO

@Acyn Trump is an alpha male in the software sense. He's definitely going to need a ton of work before he's fit for public release.

Ingraham: Men don't like liberals. Normal men like strength, patriotism and common sense. Alpha male Trump has driven Democrats bonkers

@atrupar Are the slashes in the room with us right now, Donny?

Trump: "We drained the beautiful 'Reflecting Pool' today in order to fix the scars and damage that was done by the Vandals two weeks ago. We wanted to wait until after the July 4th Weekend. The slashes were 300 yards long, and the floor of the pool was cut and then pulled upward, with great force, by these thugs. The Parks Department had to empty the water in order to fix the water tight basin. It will be refilled and put back into service soon. These Country hating sleazebags should pay a big price for the damage done. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DJT"

@Acyn The lengths some people go to in an attempt to justify federal agents murdering US citizens in the street in broad daylight is almost more distressing than it actually happening.

Mockler: Alex Pretti was not resisting. Austin: The guy had a gun. He was in a radical facebook group.

@Acyn Don't flee the scene, don't drive around them when they tell you to leave, don't help a woman to her feet after they push her down for no reason... It's really that simple! ICE is a criminal organization.

Coleman: It's disgusting and shameful and disrespectful that you have the anti-ICE protesters. Regardless of whether a person was the target of an ICE operation or not, why are they fleeing the scene? Maybe if they stop doing that, they wouldn't get hurt. Why are you so upset when you are told the truth? If you're here illegally and not doing anything wrong, why are you driving off?

@Cashloren That hasn't worked so far.

Don’t want to be shot by ICE? Then don’t try to run federal officers over with your vehicle.

@HouseGOP It's hard to fault the right for the "Just Openly Lie to People" strategy when enough people are stupid enough to believe it.

Communism explained to kids: - Kid A cleans the garage → earns $15. - Take $11 and give it to Kid B who played video games all day. - Repeat until Kid A refuses to work. Congratulations! You’ve just raised an anti-communist.

@David_J_Bier ICE needs to be rounded up and put in jail. There is zero excuse for this to still be happening.

OMG. They still dropped him on the ground and handcuffed him after a bullet through his head.

@MatthewARein I'm sure they'll find it yet! Or Trump will call off the investigation and you should really just take his word for it.

The Reflecting Pool drainage continues — no sign of a “350 foot” gash quite yet.

@rawsalerts Boy, they really love the "they tried to run me over" excuse, don't they? It's the real "the sun was in my eyes" or "something's wrong with my controller" go-to for overweight murderers in camo.

🚨#BREAKING: ICE agent fatally shoots a person in Maine after authorities say the individual tried to run the agent over.

@krassenstein Everyone involved with ICE should be on trial.

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump's ICE has been involved in another shooting death, this time in Biddeford, Maine around Hill Street and Pool Street. Further details coming. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY!

@america "They"

Two years ago today, they tried to assassinate President Trump. Miraculously, he survived. Violent Left-Wing extremism has no place in America and it must be rejected.

@JackNapierNot It's okay, you'll meet a girl someday, champ.

I’ve never met a woman who entered a hobby without having been introduced to it by a man she’s sleeping with.

@mariotwtconfess I once saw an "I paused my game to be here" shirt but it was for Fortnite. You can't even pause that game.

"These are the kind of clothes Bowser Jr wears"

@xnavsy That's literally just the plot of Apollo Justice.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we should hunt down MatPat for this false accusation against Phoenix Wright

@WWG1WGA_QQ I used to say that Elon Musk was the biggest loser on the planet, but Jake Lang really isn't taking that sitting down.

Jake Lang is bringing an entire roasted pig to Zohran Mamdani’s office in the middle of Ramadan. This dude is my hero.