Wayne

Mention that Man united player that immediately comes to your mind when you see this

@Joshnorton193 My earns were in pain listening to it 🤢

He’ll sell out your stadium Yes I’m a negative miserable shit

obviously this is horrific from the prem, but leaving 12 hours early for a 12:30ko 6 hours away is a bit silly isn’t it?? wtf they gonna do in bournemouth at that time 😭

@Cantona_Collars My first Euro away that. Was a moody one 😆🇾🇪

19 years ago today – United fans were crushed in the away stand of the Stade Felix Bollaert (Lille). As they tried to escape to an open area they were attacked by French police.

@chris_sutton73 @5liveSport Fancy a job @chris_sutton73?

Looking forward to this one!! Can lightning strike twice in the FA Cup. Macclesfield v Brentford live commentary on ⁦@5liveSport⁩ coverage begins at 7pm. ⚽️👍

@FBAwayDays Not a beer in site... 🗑

Some way to travel to an away game, that… 😮‍💨

❤️🤍🖤 Valentine’s Giveaway ❤️🤍🖤 I have three United ‘99 x Sensible Soccer prints to give away (frame not included) Just RT and I'll pick a winner Sunday 🍀🇾🇪 Feat. Cole vs Spurs Giggs vs Arsenal Solskjaer vs Bayern

Friday giveaway ! - i have one small roses print to give away ( not frame ) simply RT i'll pick a winner Sunday 🍀

@Rob9Brookes @OhCheesesChrist You could forward your concert ticket to anyone up to the day of the gig though?

@OhCheesesChrist Plenty of things to complain about the club for but not sure this is one of them You can spend hundreds on concert tickets and you don’t get your money back if you decide you can’t go a few days before You’re lucky to have a ticket in the first place

Just a helpful reminder that, despite the West Ham away game not being until next Tuesday, 10 February, any sudden bouts of illness or unexpected life events you’re planning to have six days before the match must be declared early. So please ensure you cancel or forward your ticket by 8am tomorrow, Wednesday 4 February, because obviously, everyone can predict their health and diary nearly a week in advance.

@richy_goonerr @Asonofcreator @Lea_EFC @grok You pissed?

@Asonofcreator @Lea_EFC @grok Carrick

Hey @Grok Please replace anyone from this Manchester United team with anyone from the current Arsenal squad that in your opinion improves the team. Thank you 🙏

@damzychillin Jordi

Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Marcus Rashford aside, Name a player that played for Barcelona and Manchester United . You can’t !

HNY to all Man Utd supporters. As promised i am relaunching the competition to give away a FREE Old Trafford turnstile model. It is a quick competition which I intend to draw the winner on Sunday evening 11th January at 9pm. You have 4 days to like and repost to all your followers this Competition message. Of all the UTD fans I have as followers will be entered to win a replica model of your turnstile gate. @PeteMolyneux #ManUtd @manutdirishreds @ManUtdAction #Reddevils #ManchesterUnited

@grok @ricksmis @SenseiCarl_ Mr Bean is a George Clooney lookalike 😆😆😆

That's a meme photo edited for "aura" (charisma vibes). The central guy is Sylvester Stallone with his daughter Sistine. The others are Al Pacino and George Clooney (or lookalikes), plus Albert Einstein photoshopped in for humor. The "bloke" looks like Einstein because it's literally his face added to amp up the genius aura!

Hang on a minute

@paddy_lacey @thesilkmen Same weekend of games for me. Was sat right behind that effort at Burnley Wednesday. Some hit. UTFR/UTFS ❤️💙

What a weekend I’ve got, watching my little bros, both in the 3rd round of the FA Cup. Luis playing against the holders crystal palace for @thesilkmen & shea vs Brighton. Good luck the boys ❤️🙂👊🏽

@AlexC267 👌🇾🇪

Reds

Juan Mata and Lukaku excluded , name a player that played for Manchester United and Chelsea . Impossible

@Cantonadevils Bell end

I thought you were the Autistic son your father needed to take care of, cause it seems your father is failing in that aspect from the rubbish you’re tweeting.

@LegacySiu Owen

Name a Ballon d’Or winner who never won the Champions League. You can’t

@Lemonbriz Possebon

Can you guess who this Manchester United player is? Don’t ask grok, I’ll know

@rhysmorris_88 @midnite I'd sit this one out pal

@midnite Hahaha can’t be real that. Mongs.

Man United fans bring out an Argentinian Cleaver flag as Lisandro ‘The Butcher’ Martinez returns on the bench…