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People freaking out about the Reform UK win compilation

Beyond parody: The author of this New York Times op ed “Forget Climate Change. Democrats Need to Talk About Other Issues.” is also the author of a book titled “Climate Change as Class War: Building Socialism on a Warming Planet.” That is the quiet part out loud.

Here's Bernie Sanders six years ago claiming that humanity only had about six years left to stop the existential threat of climate change. We would all still be alive today if we had just passed his $30 trillion Green New Deal. 😂

The first rule of JiffyTune is you don't talk about oil changes. THE SECOND RULE OF JIFFYTUNE IS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT OIL CHANGES. You roll in because the sticker on your windshield says you're 3,000 miles overdue and the engine has started making the kind of noises that sound expensive. The kid in the pit calls you "boss." The waiting room smells like burnt coffee weed. A television in the corner is explaining interest rates to people who can't afford brakes. This is your life now. People treat oil changes like they are optional. Like engines are powered by hope and patriotic feelings. PRO TIP: They are not. Your engine is a violently exploding metal machine operating thousands of times a minute. Oil is the only thing standing between "normal transportation" and "a connecting rod exiting the block at Mach JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. WHAT WAS THAT?" Synthetic oil matters. Especially if you live somewhere hot enough to cook breakfast on the hood. Texas. Arizona. Anywhere the air itself feels hostile, and Air Conditioning is a human right. Heat murders oil. Synthetic survives longer. It handles heat better. It flows better when cold. It resists turning into black sludge from the underworld when it's hot. If you're the kind of person who forgets oil changes until the car starts sounding "a little different." synthetic gives you margin before your negligence becomes mechanical archaeology. Having said that? You don't need the $175 platinum unicorn tears package. Relax. Mobil 1 is good. Shell Rotella is good. Most name-brand synthetics are perfectly fine. The engine does not need oil blessed by monks under a full moon. What matters is changing it. And the filter matters too. Stay the fuck away from Fram. The filter is the liver of the engine. Cheap filters collapse. Cheap filters bypass. Cheap filters turn your oiling system into a circulating glitter bomb of microscopic metal. Anything except Fram. Use decent filters. Wix is OEM, regardless of what the manual says. Purolator, Mobil 1 are also fine. Something made by people who seem emotionally invested in filtration. ANYTHING EXCEPT FRAM. I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS POINT ENOUGH. And no, you do not need to pre-fill the oil filter on most passenger cars. People on forums talk about pre-filling filters like they're performing sacred rites in a medieval cathedral. It's fine. What matters more is making sure the old gasket came off, the filter is snug (NOT 10,000 ft lbs goddamnit) the drain plug is snug (AGAIN, NOT TEN THOUSAND ft lbs FOR FUCKS SAKE) and they actually put oil back into the engine afterward. This sounds obvious until you realize how many engines have died because someone forgot Step Two of "oil change." Watch those places like a hawk. Seriously. You want the shop that checks tire pressure, notices your coolant is low, wipes things down, torques stuff properly, and acts like they understand that an automobile costs more than a PlayStation. If the place looks like a stoner convention with impact guns? Leave. If someone is spinning your drain plug in with the fury of an air-powered jackhammer while another guy is vaping mango apocalypse into the intake manifold of a Civic? Leave. But faster. The vibe matters. Competence has a smell. So does disaster. And honestly? Just fucking learn to change your own oil. A drain pan, a wrench, and some ramps. Fifteen minutes. Suddenly the oil change costs half as much and you know it was done correctly because you did it yourself. There's something weirdly satisfying about it too. You crawl under the machine. You drain out the black poison. You replace the filter. You pour in clean oil. You reset the little maintenance light pretending to be your conscience. You have to look up how, every time because you forget. 3 months or 3,000 miles is enough of a break to forget such rituals. It's ok. I only know to slam the accelerator pedal 3 times because i wrote it down. Oh and if your car tells you it can go more than 5,000 miles without an oil change? It's fucking lying. Change that shit. For another 5,000 miles, civilization continues.

Hard to think of a parallel for Nigel Farage’s electoral achievements in British political history. Against seemingly overwhelming odds, he built three serious parties from nothing. Without him, Britain would never have recovered its sovereignty from Brussels. Today he tore through Labour and Tory heartlands with Reform. Sunderland, Hartlepool, and Newcastle-under-Lyme all broke decisively for him. He’s ended decades of Tory rule in Essex and Suffolk. Reform has won its first council in London and is now the alternative party of government in Scotland and Wales. No Prime Minister has ever achieved this.

Thinking of some new plates for my Hummer…

Republicans: Pass new maps in Tennessee, Florida, Missouri, North Carolina, Texas ALL without a vote — upheld Democrats: Pass new maps in Virginia with a vote from the will of the people — overturned Make it make sense.

More than three million Virginians cast their ballots in Virginia’s redistricting referendum, and the majority of Virginia voters voted to push back against a President who said he is ‘entitled’ to more Republican seats in Congress with a temporary and responsive referendum. They made their voices heard. I am disappointed by the Supreme Court of Virginia’s ruling, but my focus as Governor will be on ensuring that all voters have the information necessary to make their voices heard this November in the midterm elections because in those elections we — the voters — will have the final say.

Reform is currently winning 1 in 3 seats all over the country. We are a truly national party and here to stay.