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@DropAPinShow @kellykeegs Perks of a homogeneous country

New York could learn a lot from Japan @kellykeegs

@JustinMLB Gotta respect the consistency. Consistently liquid dog shit, but consistent nonetheless

It’s always fucking Greg Weissert

@MichaelAvenatti A cock sucker’s cock sucker: The Michael Avenatti Story

OMG!!!! For the first time in the history of the world, two people had an affair and may have had a child born out of that affair. And it was after they rented a boat no less!!! What blasphemy (said while pearl clutching). I mean at a minimum they should have their entire lives ruined, lose their careers, assets and everything else they ever cared about, and also be paraded through the streets so they can be ridiculed and stoned. And their families should also suffer further repeated humiliation. Because all of the rest of us are without fault or sin, right? GTFOH

@DonnieDoesWorld @StoolMintzy He crushed the no sex part though.

To absolutely no one's surprise, @StoolMintzy does not understand the definition of "drugs" Baldstool SZN 2 Episode 1 premiering now

@OnlyInBOS You a Keystone guy?

The guy in front of me in line for coffee this morning...

@tylermilliken_ Give him Story’s hamstring

Ranger Suarez came out of the game due to right hamstring tightness.

@Hunter_Noll Even his walks are strikeouts

All seven outs Boston Red Sox prospect Anthony Eyanson has recorded tonight in High-A have been strikeouts.

@asimbawe Always hits

@ByAndrewParker He’s always had filthy stuff, but struggled with command. If he’s able to limit the walks, he becomes an interesting prospect.

Great outing from Red Sox 2025 9th round pick Jacob Mayers last night for Salem. 4 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 4 K Mayers will be yet another name to watch this summer to see if command can improve. Stuff looks there.

@Fastoolie @TMZ This ain’t the hill to die on brother

Whoever this fucking loser is, I’ll fucking step up for Vrabes and beat his ass for him. Get a fucking life pussy @TMZ x.com/Savageboston/s…

@remartin_34 He’s taking a dump

Where’s Theo Epstein? Has he just been in Ghost Protocol? I heard about him all the time BEFORE he joined Red Sox/FSG as advisor/part owner. He was like.. doing Rob Manfred’s job for him, fixing MLB and whatnot. Weird. And now he’s Jason Bourne? With the wrong franchise? PGA?

@SportsCenter Please end this experiment. He’s the worst.

Jason Kelce is rocking a full caddie outfit for the Par 3 Contest 😅

@tylermilliken_ Liability in the outfield

Another rough Roman Anthony throw. x.com/BarnHasSpoken2…

@JoeyCopponi The problem with Breslow is he always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. In reality, he’s a retard.

Not to be rude but the way Craig Breslow talks about baseball genuinely makes me like the game less

@mostlysports @clubtrillion @BFW @TJHitchings @EBoKnowss @RealCGriff @Kody0fficial Looks like a Christmas card from a gay family

In 49 states it’s just dinner with the boys

@_Zeets Well like mama always said, if you’re going to be a brain dead piece of shit you better be tough.

It’s tough because every crime that Pooh Shiesty committed is enough individually to put him away for a while. Then he went and stacked them while on parole. As a repeat offender. And the security guards he also kidnapped were off duty cops. It’s really tough.

@FearedBuck What a beautiful culture

Pooh Shiesty allegedly set up a meeting with Gucci Mane on January 10 to talk about a contract. When he showed up with his crew, he pulled an AK-47 and forced him to sign a release. His crew, also armed, then robbed others of Rolex watches, jewelry, cash, and other items, and later showed them off on social media. Authorities describe Pooh Shiesty as the conspirator, He was on home confinement at the time after serving three years for a previous case and being released in October 2025, with rules saying he couldn’t commit another federal crime or have a gun.

@CodifyBaseball @EBoKnowss

ABS checks a 2D plane at the middle of home plate, not a 3D volume. A pitch can clip the 3D space above the plate yet miss that mid-plate 2D plane and not be ruled a strike on challenge. Here's an example from yesterday: a 3D strike but a 2D (ABS) ball.

@Howlingmutant0 Real classy making a joke about animal on human rape. My cousin was raped by a penguin on a family trip. He never fully recovered and the whole family was traumatized from witnessing the rape. Grow up

Spare me the bleeding heart bullshit, I will never forgive the dolphin that raped me

@StevenCheah Tomorrow. It’s stated in the MLB rule book that if the first game of the year is on Netflix it’s not considered opening day.

Baseball fans - does today count as opening day with one game or is it tomorrow with everyone?