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Jones

@SwedishFish_4

Professional Painter. Chaotic Good. I'm just here so I don't get fined.

im a little lost Katılım Ocak 2013
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ChaseWithHamz@Ham_BklynWx·
Looks like a massive wedge tornado that’s not slowing down , still on the ground, heading toward Forest City, IL. 🌪️ Damages reported. Earlier footage from Dan Maka shows it hitting the Kankakee River with hail pounding the water! #ilwx #tornado #illinois facebook.com/share/r/1CNaB6…
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Kendra Middleton
Kendra Middleton@KendraMiddleton·
You might be cool, but you’ll never be as cool as the dog that ran away from home to make a cameo in the Olympics cool
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Armand
Armand@armand_ceniza·
@hexclad I’ve got 13 pots & pans plus lids. Most were replaced under warranty, and the replacements are so much worse. The coating wears even faster than the originals. One of my pans is domed on the bottom which doesn’t allow it to heat properly, and it spins around.
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HexClad
HexClad@hexclad·
HexClad is stepping out of the kitchen… and into your bar. Because the art of cocktail making has evolved, and now, so has the shaker. This is the HexClad Cocktail Shaker, designed in collaboration with Still G.I.N By Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. The genius is in the mix.
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x - sofi⇞@castthestan·
@lgbtgritty like am i supposed to go up and say “hello mr. ukko-pekka luukkonen”
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sarah@lgbtgritty·
“nothing worse than when girls call a player by their nickname” - matthew tkachuk. so i’m just supposed to full last name every player all the time or
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Jones@SwedishFish_4·
@lgbtgritty This coming from a guy who's name sounds like the only time he's ever heard a girl gag.
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Jones@SwedishFish_4·
@kennardmatt @iamvalchooch I had a coworker who was here on work visa from Venezuela, and they wouldn't renew her visa, and she didn't want to return to Venezuela, so she had to start her life new in Spain
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Matt Kennard
Matt Kennard@kennardmatt·
Not a single plane flying over Venezuela, a country of 30m people with world's largest oil reserves Its airspace has been closed by the US President sitting in White House 2,000 miles away International law is a chimera. World is run like the mafia and Washington is the Don
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Rockford IceHogs
Rockford IceHogs@goicehogs·
Who grew the best mustache? 👀 As Movember comes to a close, we need you guys to help us pick a winner for best stache on the team!! Vote in the comments 👇
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Chicago Blackhawks
Chicago Blackhawks@NHLBlackhawks·
thanks to 98, tickets are $98‼️ get tickets to select November games now🎟️ ➡︎ gofevo.com/group/Bedard98 offer valid through Sunday, Nov. 2 at 10:30 a.m. CT⏰
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Jones@SwedishFish_4·
@ivandemigoal I read this backwards and would like to redact my comment. I thought the serious one was playoffs lmao
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Alex@ivandemigoal·
Who’s this NHL player?
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Jones@SwedishFish_4·
@painacotta Isn't this just the plot to the movie Slapshot?
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erin@painacotta·
i think the nhl should do a version of savannah banana baseball but for hockey…but what weird rules would there be?
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Jones@SwedishFish_4·
@saadandbad The biggest Blackhawks traffic cone that they called a defenseman that they so cruelly paired with Hjammer
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bailey
bailey@saadandbad·
KYLE DAVIDSON YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE (if you followed me during my days of blaming everything on michal rozsival, you’re a true OG)
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Jeremy Goldfarb
Jeremy Goldfarb@goaliej78·
@natashamxrt 😂 absolutely blitzed wearing a Panthers jersey by the looks of it from Baby Gap.
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nat@natashamxrt·
never thought i would hear marchand call kulikov a “bitch ass hoe”
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tori ☻@tarpscff·
BRAD MARCHAND CROWD SURFING WITH THE STANLEY CUP TO PINK PONY CLUB HOLY
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Jones@SwedishFish_4·
@saadandbad Damn he even @ rockford. We famous now.
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bailey
bailey@saadandbad·
not brad marchand thanking each team that panthers players originated from and even tagging the ahl teams for gustav forsling 💀
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