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Sinner but saved through Christ Jesus. I’m just a piece of the pie, a slice of the pound cake. - Charles Oakley
Katılım Kasım 2024
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My house burned down. I lost everything. I can’t rebuild. As a 42 year old man with 2 kids, I’ve had to move into my parents’ house, and I’m getting attacked for that? This is journalism? This is why no decent people ever get into politics. This is why you only have goblins running everything. God help you if you try to make things right for your community…if you lose your entire town, “journalists” mock you for not making your kids sleep in the toxic dirt on your burned out lot. Who raised you, dude?
Marlow Stern@MarlowNYC
he… lives in santa barbara
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OMG, OMG, OMG!!! ALERT ⚠️ 📢 🚨 DIS IZ NOD A DRILL!!
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol
🚨WOW!!! Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic! Pac-Man is back. Salad bar is back. Red cups are back. Booths for families. "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."
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On my second date with my new love interest, I almost turned a great day into a Seinfeld episode type of debacle. I could hear the theme song in my head.
She lives a decent drive away so I made the drive and we went and got lunch. I met her and her puppy dog at her place. We sat and talked for awhile in the sunny but breezy weather. It was nice. The puppy was a bit rambunctious but calmed down over time.
The nearby BBQ place is a mustard-based BBQ place. Run down black BBQ shack. It was very solid but a limited menu. Me and her got almost the exact same thing.
I kid you not, anon, this girl is the female version of me. We have very similar life experiences and some of them are downright bizarre, in my opinion.
As we talked we realized we've both been experiencing some weird but cool synchronicities. This is the type of girl that sends me pictures of religious books she's reading and bakes me gluten free muffins to take home. About a week before I first talked to her, I had started feeling God in my life more than I have in a long time.
After lunch we lounged for a bit and went on a little nature walk that she goes to. The dog was full of energy and we tried to tire it out but did not succeed.
As the sun began to go down, she was putting the muffins in some Tupperware and reminded me to close the door so the dog didn't get out.
Mustard failed to close the door.
And the dog took off like a missile, headed straight to the road.
The road where people go a minimum of 65 if not more (somebody passed me going at least 100 on the way home).
I had a vision of the dog running straight into a car and getting killed. Splattered while she looked on and I would stand there dumbfounded.
I heard the Seinfeld theme in my head. A great second date where we held hands for the first time, and then I unintentionally kill her dog. I told myself I would hop in my car and leave before she even got back to her place. I was literally gonna block her number and admit defeat. There's no coming back from that.
Fortunately, we were able to corral her dog. She said I'm not good at closing doors, but we are all good. I avoided a disaster my friends.
We shall see which way this relationship goes. I will be fine either way, but I do believe God has brought us together.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Would you date a girl that smokes?
Sara Varnholt@Sara_Varnholt
Be honest guys: If you saw me and my bestie looking cute at a bar, would you offer us both a drink or just one? 👀
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