Daniel Swinney (self-parody)

girl you look better than cartoon ham

@TampaSueG @mattvanswol @keb3333 if you choose to make something a prominent part of your personality that wasn’t before, you can expect a change in how much people like you

My own daughter won't speak to me now because I support MAGA. The worst part is that she won't let me see my 3 grandsons. She knows how much they mean to me and how much it hurts me not to see them. They are 3,9, and 12. I told her that I would never let politics come between us, but she's got TDS so badly that she can't overcome it.

I’ve gone to the same gym for almost 4 years now. Good friends with nearly everyone there. One day a guy who used to make small talk with me, just stopped. Didn’t think much of it, but it went on for weeks. Found out later he’s a liberal and someone showed him my X account and he just won’t talk to me now. This has happened many many many times since becoming publicly conservative. I’ve lost many friends and even many more acquaintances. They won’t even discuss us. Won’t even look at me. It’s bad for me… but it’s 10,000x worse for my wife. Liberal women are genuinely EVIL to conservative women. It’s on another level. Pure evil. No one talks about this enough but the public shaming of people who are openly conservative is extremely intense and unless you have a lot of mental fortitude and surround yourself with better people quickly… I can understand why many find it is not worth saying anything at all. But that doesn’t make it harder for those of us who speak up… because we are the few.

@rs30081994 If it helps: I haven't been able to get on the website for at least a week but the mobile app still works for me

Udemy is down for me, is there any estimation when it will be back ?

@Shabesh_FCB FYI I haven't been able to get on the website for at least a week but the mobile app still works for me

Just when I sit to learn. Udemy outage. Ffs.

@feliciteacup @benedictsred It’s a replacement for a previous term

@benedictsred what could possibly be racist about "criss cross applesauce" or is this just bait

Really stuck because I don’t want to be racist but I refuse to say crisscross applesauce

@winston8smith @JoJoFromJerz rare ball-knower here

@JoJoFromJerz Those aren't even draw 4's either. Lol. Bro is gonna get a 300 score for the round with those 6 wilds in his hand. 3/5 the way to losing the entire game...

The goal of the game UNO is to have no cards you fucking idiot.

@dreadfore @JoJoFromJerz no because they're not Wild Draw Fours, just regular wild. He could still end up with other cards if players next to him pull Draw Twos/Draw Fours and use them on him. It's a great hand to pull but if we're carrying this metaphor out, it's not a guarantee.

@JoJoFromJerz But, if they are all wild cards, doesn't that mean he wins on his turn?

@GoxBirds @JoJoFromJerz Execution matters.

@JoJoFromJerz Its literally captioned “I have all the cards” Are you a fucking r*tard?

@CAweir1993 the record skipped

Why did Brie's music restart? #SmackDown

@Jyger85 Maybe that brief window where Haku came back in the Rumble and formed a team with Rikishi?

#WWERaw My memory isn't what it used to be, but I'm pretty sure that was the first time, at least in a LOOOOONNG time, that someone has been put in a Tongan Death Grip on Monday Night Raw.

@MyDailyVibez @TheGriftReport Also, is boyfriend some legal status? Would it be different if she were just living with a platonic friend or roommate?

@TheGriftReport Not saying I agree with it but tbf even with her bf living with her for the past few years, she was essentially still a single parent, chances of him providing as their father would are slim

Benefit cheat Bethany Elwood, 31, pocketed £78,057 in Universal Credit by lying she was single for over four years. The mum-of-two from Parson Cross, Sheffield, kept claiming as a lone parent even after her full-time employed boyfriend moved in with her in the mid-2020s. She failed to update the DWP and continued raking in the cash until a member of the public tipped off the fraud hotline in 2024. When interviewed she initially denied it but then made a full admission. At Sheffield Magistrates’ Court she was given a 12-month prison sentence suspended for two years and ordered to repay the full £78k at just £20 a month. The judge called it a “long term, wilful fraud for a great deal of money” that defrauds every taxpayer. £20 a month......

Taxonomy is something you do begrudgingly because you sort of *have* to reduce complexity and information in order to get anything done, but you do it in order to be useful and with a sense of humility—and most of all you don’t confuse it for reality

@Kililongo @udemy fwiw I'm able to use the mobile app, just not the website

Hi @udemy, is the platform down or experiencing technical difficulties? I haven't been able to access my courses for a while now. I'm trying to access it from my home internet connection and from my mobile 5G network.

@Darkdeedfiles @FoxNews Nah words have meanings. I'm not going to meet him halfway if he doesn't use them right.

@FoxNews He's not threatening the Iranian people, he's threatening the regime. 47 years of extortion and terror and he's giving them one last off ramp. The mullahs are the civilization dying tonight, not the people they've been oppressing.

🚨 BREAKING: Trump warns 'whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again' if Iran doesn't agree to deal to end war

@hugefarm @kittygang_4ever haha this is the most perfect facial expression

@kittygang_4ever I’m millennial 

Honestly this is how me and my friends talk and it’s funny when u don’t have a pretentious bitch at the other end of the table bc it’s a shared vocabulary

@andybiggs4az podcaster

🚨🚨 Katie Hobbs just vetoed a bill that would have named the East Valley's 202 after Charlie Kirk, an Arizona son and patriot. She rejected a license plate earlier this year that would have honored Charlie as well. Katie Hobbs wants us to forget about Charlie Kirk. We won't. And we will honor him in November by voting her out of office.

@AbdallahNATION @MyNintendoNews yeah I loaded up as best I could at $13-14 (and honestly a little in the $15 range before that but I've crossed over into profitability.) Nintendo isn't constant but they tend to be consistent over time imo.

@MyNintendoNews $NTDOY is at $15 from being at a stagnant $13-$14. Here’s hoping the real “Soar” would be getting back to the $25 S2 launch all time high. 🙏

Pokemon Pokopia’s success has apparently caused Nintendo’s shares to soar mynintendonews.com/2026/03/11/pok…

@technosucks I love this company :)

$NTDOY LOL

@nastyriff @TheMG3D Right. Scarcity goes out the window.

@TheMG3D It's weird that they think they found a cheat code to wealth and fame, but for that to happen, we'd still have to have a value on that work. If "hollywood is cooked" and everyone is watching generated slop, you're not going to the red carpet my dude.

AI bro admits they’re only doing it to make a quick buck.

@paulg it just reads like magazine copy to me

Presumably ChatGPT is trained on corpora of things written by humans, and yet it doesn't sound like any human I know. Is there a population somewhere of people who write in chirpy bulleted lists that I've somehow managed to avoid?

@Loc76661Richard @RepJoeNeguse and down she goes

@RepJoeNeguse Rep Neguse: Madam Secretary with respect to your answer that dog don't hunt. Secretary Noem: Then that dog is going to get put down.

I recognize these hearings are often viewed through a partisan lens. But the wholesale fraud & corruption occurring at DHS under Secretary Noem should offend every American, irrespective of one’s political affiliation.