@FisherArt_ @HumansNoContext True, but doing a VERY good job of it.
Props to them!
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@Switch_Opens
Taking responsibility for your free speech isn't just a consequence of something you've said, but asking yourself beforehand if it's a responsible thing to say.
Sydney, Australia Katılım Nisan 2013
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@HumansNoContext Episode I : Kenobi vs Maul.
They just reproduce the choreography.
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Kids make better lightsaber duels than Disney 😮💨
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@aboutasteph Same happens to me occasionally.
I like to think that it's my stomach having a series of mini-orgasms because it loves chocolate so much.
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Oh, for fucks sake!
Losing at home to Bahrain is bad enough, but a 0-0 with bloody Indonesia is a sackable offence. #ArnieOut
Stan Sport Football@StanSportFC
An international break to forget for the Socceroos 😕
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New neighbour for you in Parramatta, @Switch_Opens…
Juan Mata García@juanmata8
I’m feeling, again, very thankful to football for the many experiences and joy that keeps bringing to my life… Today, a new adventure is starting, and I’m super excited about it! I will keep enjoying this amazing sport by playing not only in a different country… but in a different continent: AUSTRALIA, HERE I GO! 🇦🇺❤️ I have always been amazed with your country and longed to live there… Now, I will do it in the beautiful city of Sydney. I’m joining @wswanderersfc , the only Australian team to ever win the Asian Champions League, and I cannot wait to arrive and train with the team to prepare for the season ahead. Feeling grateful and excited for this new adventure, and looking forward to trying to win another championship in a different league! 🙏 Let’s go Western Sydney Wanderers, I’m one of you 🖤❤️ Ps: Friends & Family, if you are thinking about visiting, please plan in advance this time. 👍🤯
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@RavenZech2 Delivery driver's door-bell rings.
Door-bell makes delivery driver hungry.
Pavlov, there to apologise about his dog, is about to learn a lesson about irony.
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@RavenZech2 Delivery driver rings door-bell.
Door-bell makes dog hungry, bites delivery driver.
Delivery driver swears this is the last time he'll ever deliver to Pavlov's house.
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I don’t understand delivery drivers who are terrified of dogs.
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@emma__jayne14
Are you talking about reasons or chromosomes?
Because you're definitely correct if it's the latter.
Emma@emma__jayne14
Why are men
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@ChrisReason7 Judo practitioners will be particularly sad today.
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Sad news: Mr Democracy Manifest has died. The cultural icon, whose arrest inspired a thousand t-shirts and millions of downloads, had advanced cancer. His immortal words will echo thru generations: “What is the charge..eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal?!!” Vale Jack Karlson
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Ever notice that @TheMatildas perform absolutely spectacularly when @samkerr1 is actually on the bench helping out?
Maybe... Sam Kerr, new coach for the Matildas?
CommBank Matildas@TheMatildas
We thank Tony for his strong contribution, passion and commitment over the past four years and wish him every success for the future.
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@AlexMalyon14 I was very confused about what you were talking about there for a moment...
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The Bazzmanian Devil casually cranking a grand salami for his first pro HR!
Lake County Captains@LCCaptains
BAZZANA GRAND SLAM, YESSSSSSSSIR
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Disappointed about the result, but not in the team.
@HayleyRaso, you're fantastic as always, and I'm super happy about the return of @Mheyman23 and I hope she'll stay on for the '26 Asian Cup.
I'm proud of all @TheMatildas and look forward to seeing you play again soon!
CommBank Matildas@TheMatildas
FULL TIME | It ends in defeat here in Marseille. We await the results of the final group stage games to see if we progress to the quarter-finals. #Matildas #TilitsDone #Paris2024 #AllezAUS #Olympics
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