Mike

A month of back and forth with @currys complaining over them basically stealing my money and not giving me what I ordered I’m happy to be informed the next time a manager can call me is JUNE!!! Absolutely useless customer service. Trading standards are going to be my next call

Happy new year nerds!

Tell me you can’t spell squint without saying you can’t spell squint

Crazy taxi is my favourite arcade game. Love the idea of playing a new on at home with a steering wheel

@Jenbox360 Since when was dorky librarian not a compliment?

Dorky librarian butter face is my aesthetic babe ❤️

New guy at work refused to believe my age to the point I had to show him my ID to prove I wasn’t 29/30. Today has peaked, no one talk to me I don’t want this ruined!

Back to work today and one of the guys complimented me on getting visibly more in shape. I don’t know what’s going on this week but I’m having a great one

Someone asked me to spot them in the gym and I have never felt so validated

Is there anything more humbling that playing cod and being killed by Nicki Minaj?

Picked up the new COD if anyone wants to add me my act id is swordofpoke#9226560

@Jenbox360 I don’t feel like I’m in a position to dispute this point

Apparently, all people who enjoy #BaldursGate3 are nerdy pervs. I don't know where these accusations are coming from tbh 🤷‍♀️

@Hunkstaban Look at that jaw line! 🥵

Got curious to see how much my face has changed after losing a bunch of weight ✨ Facial hair included it barely looks like the same person if it wasn’t for my moles. We’ve come a long way - I’ll have to do some full updated progress pics soon 💪

One of my staff just came up to me and said “you look so tired” I said thanks? “Just letting you know” then walked away How’s your day?

@Jenbox360 You beat me by 1!

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Someone in a store asked me what custard was and all I could think of to answer was “it’s yellow” I’m not sure which one of us walked away more confused

Didn’t expect to enjoy Baldur gate even close to how much as I do, getting lost in the side missions so much I forget what I’m supposed to be doing

But I also got blip drunk!!!

Drunk!!!

@Jenbox360 I might have to put pants back on, I have no idea what anyone has said for about an hour

@SwordofPoke *enhanced

I find that most Baldurs gate cutscenes are undermined by my guy being butt naked