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@stuffByBez Looks great!

Onions fried on a medium heat for for 40 minutes. Keep the lid off. Meat quickly fried. Then return to a medium heat adding the spices (turmeric, mixed spice, pepper) split peas, dried limes, water, and a pack of tomato concentrate.

Khoresht e Gheimeh is on the menu tonight. I used more onion than is traditional.

@agiographia I think his voice over could improve any MRI...can he please narrate all my doctor’s appointments 😇

me, looking at the MRI of Henry Cavill's thighs: (whispers) Jesus, Mary and Joseph

@Quiara Mazel Tov! We are lucky to have you!

I’M JEWISH

@liitt_art Based on comments above, I’d say look out for Jasmine Throne by @tashadrinkstea - it comes out soon! Historical fantasy based on Indian culture with badass queer rep.

@buddy_gizmo @GoodMcDo Wow I knew you were big kitties but with your mama for perspective, you can really see how huge you are! 😻

Happy Mother’s Day to our amazing mamma @GoodMcDo! She’s so pretty and clever and fun and she smells so nice! Luv our mamma 3000! 😻😻🧡🧡🦁🦁

@BraincrackGames Cutest helper ever!

Rowan is doing his best to help (and definitely not hinder) Emily in sorting out replacement parts for our backers...

@AlaskaPrimrose Majestic Queen of the wilderness, we bow to you! 😻

#ThrowbackThursday #CatsOfTwitter #Alaska

@hwhittenwrites I’m reaching out for the random or whatever will bewilder me

tell me your favorite song lyric and I'll tell you what FOR THE WOLF character you are

@BasilWaggalot Happy Birthday!!

Today is my 2nd birthday. Please wish me ‘happy birthday’.🐾

@annevclark I barely recognized this badass when I watched it! Probably because she’s so jovial.

@DavidLammy Your lockdown cake game is putting us all to shame! 🎂

It’s my daughters 7th Birthday. She loves rainbow unicorns so my family spent the weekend making her a Lockdown Unicorn Birthday cake!

@Quiara Here is a picture of my kitty being cute to help cheer you up. 💚

Very sad tonight. Kind of feeling the disappointment I held at bay earlier this week over the delay in my conversion/beit din. I just want to be fully Jewish. And my network connection is crap tonight so Shabbat stream keeps buffering and I’m just sad.

@425suzanne I wish I was...

@JoaquimCampa This was the wholesomeness I needed today.

@JeditheCat1 You really have made yourself perfectly clear! What a naughty human!

@AlaskaPrimrose One step for Primerose, one leap for cat kind!

I finally figured it out!! If you knock the box of Temptations off the counter the lid comes off!! 😹😽🐾 #CatsOfTwitter

Also looking forward to reading Rule of Wolves by @LBardugo !

@agiographia Ready to listen! 🙋🏻‍♀️

I'm hereby trademarking "Dating Death" as the potential title for my yet non-existent podcast, where I'd be talking about fictional love interests that are either dead or, well, Death

@hirayel The Crown, The English Game and I agree with previous comments on Bridgerton and Stranger Things!

Suggest me some of your fave Netflix series pleaseeee

@annevclark We don’t deserve you 💖