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Commander in Chips
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Commander in Chips
@Sysca_
#MUFC | ❤ Beef | #BB | Max Stan! | Nursery woman | Maraga 2027 |
London, England Katılım Şubat 2012
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Hilarious but tactical. Flying mantis has also sneaked back in Mombasa.
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
Gachagua cuts short his U.K. trip from one month to one week, says Kenyans are demanding his return home to fight for them
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That man never saw a tree he didn't want to cut, never saw a joy he didn't want to smother, never saw a vibrance he didn't want to snuff out.
Kelvin N@NdemoKelvin
What is being constructed behind the main state house structure, never heard about it
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@SarahTheHaider The world is full of poor people who don’t think selling their daughters to be abused by adult men is a viable solution. Clearly there are other options. Afghanis are no less capable of finding other solutions than other poor people, this just happens to be acceptable to them.
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You played a whole piano, Alex 😄
Sevilla FC@SevillaFC_ENG
📩🤳 Hey @Arsenal fans, Alexis Sánchez has a message for you… 🏆
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@chassCindy Ata champions collection mmpewa arsenaldirect.arsenal.com/Champions/c/ch…
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Time to order next season’s jersey with the Champions patch 😆@Sysca_ iko shughuli…I’m breaking the bank 🤩
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Are you a Kenyan citizen with a child born abroad?
Here's why you should consider applying for their Kenyan birth certificate: To qualify for citizenship or dual citizenship, to benefit from inheritance &property rights within Kenya &
to be eligible for Kenyan Identity documents.
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This is Kenha's opportunity to fill all the potholes now that the roads are empty.
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Disgusting stuff
Bonnie Mwangi, CPA, LLM, MBA@MwangiBonnie
Nothing insults the intelligence of citizens than the trips taken by greedy, incompetent, and corrupt government officials. Take a look at these trips by Nairobi County. 19 people blew KSH 37 million in Morocco, learning all about "Proactive Management". Two weeks! 14 people went to Vancouver BC to study "conflict resolution" at KSH 11 million. 7 went to Dubai to study "Personal Branding" at KSH 9 million. 11 went to Dubai to attend a fashion show, at KSH 17 million. Between 2024-2025, @SakajaJohnson and his predecessors blew KSH 7.7 billion that way. On 100% wasteful travel. KSH 7.7 billion. Enough to build 7 Level 5 hospitals. It's the height of incompetence. @NairobiAssembly was also in on the scam. The MCAs were also participating in the looting.
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Don't explain to anyone. When the prices rose by almost 70 bob did we create 33 new counties?????
Tim Kipchumba@TimKipchumba
To subsidize fuel by Kes 50, we need to abolish 33 counties. I explain below. I agree Parliament must be recalled from recess. They’ll have to do some trade offs and some math. Some data to start us off: - Kenya annual consumption : consumes roughly 6–7 billion litres of petroleum products annually (petrol + diesel + kerosene combined). - Monthly this is 500–600 million litres Now let’s see what people are asking for in subsidy. If government subsidized fuel by KSh 50 per litre, the monthly cost would be approximately 50* 500m or 50*600m This is KSh 25–30 billion per month [KSh 300–360 billion per year] What does this mean? - 72% -86% of county Counties (Equitable Share) - 51% of Kenya’s entire education budget. - 2–2.6 times the entire national health budget - CDF will have been dropped 5X over -21X statehouse budget -13X judiciary budget -7.2X parliament budget When you hear people mention KSh 50 fuel subsidy as a small measure - it is not a “small relief measure.” We are in a difficult moment. And we must remember this in our pursuit for political relevance. I wish parliament the best. BUT they should definately be recalled from recess. For once you miss Baba @RailaOdinga. He would know that on a time like this, Jenya is facing a much bigger problem than anything ever in its history. - @TimKipchumba
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The man was from the future having seen it all
jacob juma@kabetes
Imagine Murkomen and Dennis Itumbi comprehending complex land transaction issues? Too complex for them. Itumbi is functionally illiterate.
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The scene: Itumbi presiding over transport stakeholder talks while state officers sit silent & confused, resembling bewildered children under a drunk fathers instruction. Yet fundamental question goes unasked. On what authority does he operate? Who mandated this? Who even is he?
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@SirAlexas Just mtu wetu syndrome and those who are benefiting from his presidency or have relatives close to him. No other explanation
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You look at this crisis and you have to wonder what do fellas see in this man to claim he has to serve his second term, mmerukwa na akili????
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Back here to laugh at this useless MP.
Mary Njoroge@Maryian96
North Imenti MP Rahim Dawood was chased away by protesters during the ongoing Matatu Strike after attempting to address the crowd hahah leo ni mbaiyaaaa sana!!
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