Simon Hoare

Apparently there is Football on somewhere. You would think it would be on the news, or in papers, or online somewhere.. Honestly 😠

@TheBigCheeseOnX @BBCBreaking And yet here you still are 🤡

Reform UK candidate ditches campaign, saying he is "disillusioned" with his party after racism row and backs Conservatives instead bbc.in/4eNYziX

@WHATSFORDlNNER Decent cheese.

You can only add one thing.

@AUD3N_WE5T @autocar Possiblely a Foden. But Deffo not a Bedford.

@autocar Is that a Bedford vehicle.. !?

Being a lorry driver in 1970s Britain was filled with trials, tribulations and hardships. We followed one on a cold, dark night to find out just how different life was buff.ly/3XFlfvv

@LeRef5 @F1 Precisely. ✅

@F1 I see that now he's back under pressure, the early-career dirty Max is back

LAP 64/71 Amazing scenes! Norris and Verstappen make contact at Turn 3 💥 Both drivers have punctures after clashing... and George Russell has taken the lead!!! #F1 #AustrianGP

@WHATSFORDlNNER On the whole yes. But I do like to mix it up a bit.. Pep up the mayo a bit maybe add some fennel.

Coleslaw… Yes or No? 🤔

@WHATSFORDlNNER Much prefer the salad.

Chicken Burger and Bacon Cheese Fries

@WHATSFORDlNNER Personally I prefer meat cooked a little less and cut thicker. Other than that me likey.. 👍

Roast Dinner

@MikeBerridge @WHATSFORDlNNER Well the 🥒 is with the lettuce & Tomato.

@WHATSFORDlNNER If it's meant to be a salad, where is the cucumber and beetroot? ham, pork pie, quiche and eggs are just too much for a salad together, perhaps two of them would be an ample sufficiency

What’s missing? 🤔

@WHATSFORDlNNER Apart from some decently cooked eggs. Not a lot

@DinnerWithBeans 🤡🤮

Roast Dinner

@WHATSFORDlNNER The hash br*wns ( tho brown is stretching it)

You have to remove one item.

@faQTories @Charlotte_Rhea2 @edwinhayward Embarrassing? It's f*cking hysterical 😂

@Charlotte_Rhea2 @edwinhayward Don't think they have much control over it, I could be wrong but it's certainly embarrassing for the Mail.

This is what the front page of the Daily Mail website looks like right now. You're going to have to do a little bit of work for the whole story, so please read the rest of the thread...

@AdrianEdmondson My favourite cheeses.. The absolute swine.

I shall particularly miss beer, my grandchildren, laughing at people falling over, and the thrill of finding £20 in a pair of trousers I haven’t worn for a while.

@WHATSFORDlNNER I would rather save my money and buy some dirt to eat.

You can only save one.

@WHATSFORDlNNER Wow.. Now THAT is one attractive looking pile of food.... Oh, Oh no. Wait. 🤮

Chicken Nuggets and Fries

@WHATSFORDlNNER #StupidBig

Bacon Cheeseburger

I do drop in to GB news now and then for sh*ts and giggles often to look at who is advertising with them.. Just seen one for buying gold.. Customer seen being payed in Euro's.. 😂

@rock_foster @fesshole 👍😊

@fesshole Do look now.

I've never told my husband I picked him mainly because I guessed he'd probably look like Donald Sutherland as he got older. He does. Not disappointed.

@PolitlcsUK Awesome work all Ya. Kudos.

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