Tate Woltmon

A #SorryAriaElise update: Aria has been going to preschool for about 5/6 weeks now and enjoys the environment a lot. The other day she took a cheap vending machine ring and showed it to me explaining she was going to ask DJ (a classmate) to marry her. #GirlDad #TwitterStory #Help

@NFLPA Awkward

The Board of Player Representatives has elected JC Tretter to lead the NFLPA as the union's fifth executive director. He previously served as NFLPA president from 2020 to 2024. Read more: nflpa.com/press/nflpa-bo…

RADICAL DEMOCRAT KAT ABUGHAZALEH [Epic ad]

@brooklynfritzy 👀

AOC: This is quite a bit of market concentration. Wouldn't you agree? CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works really well for the consumer AOC: I think it works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets a cut, drug manufacturer gets a cut, and the patient gets screwed

@FoxworthShow I do need a Swagu, Saturday, and Fox weekly podcast. Just make it player story time with a little bit of producer Charlie throwing jabs on topics. The energy of this pod is immaculate

At a time when the United States laments the oppressiveness of the Iranian regime against protesters, federal agents are murdering people for driving away.

@PaulPabst Absolutely wild

Duke vs Virginia Tied. ABC

@theoldzealand I’m sorry WHAT?!? Also, I have no attachment to Virginia so I came to shout into this void

Might need to cancel the Virginia football program if I’m honest

Aliens hate us 👽

Jonathan Taylor 🚂 = 🗣️🗣️🗣️ M-V-P

.@DanSoder is 0-2 watching his beloved @49ers in the Super Bowl and has vowed to never go back if #FTTB makes it again — is he insane? Or is his normal fan behavior? #NFL

@dpshow I need more nuance but I get what you’re doing. You draft em high, you assume they’re ready, start em

My policy on rookie QBs is…

With Lloyd Howell resigning on Thursday night as NFLPA executive director, the NFLPA's board of player representatives will meet "as soon as possible." nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Chris Long lays out the implications and potential outcomes of the NFLPA & NFL Collusion Story

@bomani_jones I get it’s a story but you can just cover it during play by play, “Welcome back to the NBA Finals and if you’re just joining us Halliburton was helped off the court in the 2nd quarter when he collapsed re-injuring his right calf.” We ALL know what that means

we don’t need to see that no more.

@HiMyNameIsSeton How could you ask me to choose between my two favorite children?!

Better corn chip...

*sigh* I remember old twitter and how it would find it’s intended audience. Glad it kinda still can in this abhorrent husk that it is now.

@PabloTorre & @pablofindsout should look into interviewing @theoldzealand when he’s back because his hidden grounds series feels like something Pablo would be all in on. youtu.be/aDHQN_lzdq0?si…