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@LegendsNascar @BillElliott9 @TALLADEGA Damn, these mid to late 80s cars, that were still based on REAL models, were some of the best looking nascars imo.

Bill Elliott won the 1985 Winston 500 at Talladega 41 years ago today. 🏁 In an epic display of hot, nasty badass speed, Elliott made up nearly two laps UNDER GREEN to win the race. He ran laps at 204 mph WITHOUT any drafting help to make up the laps. #AwesomeBill 🏁 #Dega

Canadians are literally dying waiting in overcrowded hospital emergency rooms. “Quick, let’s give another $270 million to Ukraine” says the globalist.

@MarkJCarney @ZelenskyyUa

"Thanks for the invite but I'm only here to pander to the TDS crowd back home. I should be negotiating a trade deal with the US but my people hate Trump so much I thought I'd come to Europe and get absolutely nothing accomplished. Fuck, my job is easy."

There are only 3 UNELECTED MAJORITY GOVERNMENTS in the world: 1. China 2. North Korea 3. CANADA

In Bruce Almighty (2003), Steve Carell landed the role because he was the only actor in auditions who nailed the anchor breakdown scene where Jim Carrey makes him speak gibberish. It became one of his breakthrough moments and helped launch his career.

Celebrity provenance, crowd approved. This 2015 @chevrolet Camaro #TransAm Bandit Edition formerly owned by Gabriel “@fluffyguy” Iglesias sold for $165,000 at the 2026 #PalmBeach Auction. Learn more: bit.ly/PB26TW-2015Che…

Took me years to realise Albert Popwell is in almost as many Dirty Harry films as Clint Eastwood… four out of five. And he’s a different character every time… a bank robber, pimp, militant leader and finally Harry's friend. Eastwood called Popwell his, "good luck charm."

This clip will never get old. I'm telling you. They'll play it in history class. "Where's 'Gays for Trump'" "We're over here!" "You don't look gay."

Nascar is a true American sport! A Chinook delivering Nascars pace car years ago in Texas!! This had to be awesome to witness!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

@mbaril010 Socialism: "Everything is free, but we're out of everything."

Marshall Manning can spin it 🔥 Peyton Manning's son is expected to be in the class of 2030 (IG: qbc_chattanooga)

Trump: I'm building an oil pipeline from Alberta to the US. Carney: I most definitely might build a pipeline from Alberta to the Pacific at some point, maybe. Donald Trump is doing more for nation building projects in Canada than Mark Carney.

Only you see “low IQ” and immediately think race, you filthy racist @atrupar

Austin Powers (29 today) is a postmodern treasure trove. The Fembots are a perfect mashup/parody of 60s spy tropes: the robot doubles in 1967’s Casino Royale, the “Angels of Death” from On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, and the Machine Gun Bra from 1965’s The 10th Victim.

In the game of life, Alex Zanardi left nothing in the tank. I remember when he asked me to write the foreword for his book. I asked him anything you want me to say? He said: Well, I need to order new legs- how tall do you think I should be?

Misandrist propaganda. Talk to a rad fem, talk to a misandrist, they love the concept of abusing men and boys, murder, sexual abuse, torture. So stop this lie that somehow a woman preaching hate is virtuous. Even when women are the target.

Liz Warren's $12 Million net worth should be seized and redistributed to the unemployed Spirit Airlines employees.

@AtWhitsEnd32 @Tipocazzuto And in my parents car as a child also all the extra condiment packets and utensils you received from every fast food restaurant for the last 10 years lol

@Tipocazzuto I thought that was where the assortment of napkins was supposed to be stored..

Call me crazy, but I’ve never put gloves in the glove box in any of my cars..

INDY see ya in 3 weeks! it’ll be ᵖʳᵉ ᵍˡᵒⁿᵏʸ 🗓️May 23 📍@tinroofindy