Todd Boender

@Gatorade Bought this today at local grocery store. Is it ok to drink? I am thirsty.

@mattvanswol Free Pastor Tony!

🚨#BREAKING: A Louisiana pastor has just bonded out of jail after beat up his neighbor’s 20-year-old son because the young man, “threatened to m*rder and r*pe his wife and grandchildren.” The pastor, Tony Spell, said, “As a man, as a father, and as a pastor, I can’t allow that.” He was arrested and charged with battery. Police say he crossed a four-lane highway and then beat the kid into the ground.

@TrumpsHurricane Douche bag!

Describe Jimmy Kimmel in TWO words or less

@jacksonhinkle Fishing boats don’t count.

🇮🇷 Commander-in-Chief of Iran's Armed Forces, Amir Hatami: "They say they have destroyed the Iranian Navy." "This navy, which they claim was destroyed, is still strong and powerful today, and the enemy respects a distance of 300 kilometers from this navy."

@amna49854 She looks beautiful to me. Happy Birthday!

Lt. Col. Brandon Shah was killed today in his classroom at Old Dominion University. A devoted ROTC instructor, Lt. Col. Shah didn’t just lead a life of service to our country, he taught and led others to follow that path.

@SaltyGoat17 Hell yes! Good job boys. Now we don’t have to spend money on a trial. Or pay for his dumb ass to sit in prison.

The students that subdued the gunman were unarmed and apparently killed the POS with their bare hands!! Everyone 100% cool with that?😎🇺🇸

@mattvanswol Glad we won’t have to feed and house this scumbag.

This is the best comment I have seen about the the terror attack at Old Dominion. #olddominion #terrorattack #radical #islam

Lt. Col. Brandon Shah was teaching ROTC course when a gunman walked in and opened fire inside his classroom. Shah died and two other university members were injured in the attack. wsbtv.com/news/local/uga…

@Ging58960344660 He dead. ROTC boys took care of him.

Perhaps he should have been given the death penalty? nypost.com/2026/03/13/us-…

@SethHoward_ Congrats on new job. Proud of you brother! Going to have to come to some Drake games. I would ban Longcor from Drake stadium.

@DaleOxenhardt My brother told me about your situation. Hope you are feeling better and continue to mend. #tougherthanboiledowl

@BarstoolUIowa I am tired of this!

Sick to my stomach

@robkong406 @BarstoolUIowa It looks like it!

@BarstoolUIowa Brian is home for Thanksgiving so Kirk is letting him call plays today.

It might be time to have that conversation

@JaidenDavis38 @Spauldingiowa @HawkeyeFootball It is great to be a Hawkeye and it is a great day for football.

I appreciate the love from Iowa City🐤 @Spauldingiowa @HawkeyeFootball Thank you for the graphic!

@LibertyCappy Meat Sammich

@AOC You prolly can even swim!

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

@Rhill4_ @BlairASanderson @TheD_Zone @TheIowaHawkeyes @SHSTitansfball @AllenTrieu It’s great to be a Hawkeye!

After a great OV I am glad to say I’m shutting down my recruitment Iowa is home 🐤🖤💛#gohawks #AGTG @BlairASanderson @TheD_Zone @TheIowaHawkeyes @SHSTitansfball @AllenTrieu

@GopherFootball @B1Gfootball @CBSSports Thanks Gophers for showing some real class and participating in the wave!

👋 #RTB #SkiUMah #Gophers