Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks

Just a reminder that the Biden admin planned the Artemis mission and the Trump admin planned the Afghan withdrawal.

Bring back the Weather Underground.

@sarobertsonca He's clearly plotting his Jordan Peterson-esque pivot to professional bias-confirmer to cash in on the podcast/speaker/writer circuit.

"There's one thing that's worse than being uneducated and it's being badly educated. And Mr. Carney is very badly educated on economics." -- Pierre Poilievre says, as water dribbles down his chin

@JulieLovesFluff Weird way of admitting you're a bad parent.

I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.

@MOSSADil They've mastered the standing still, but not the remembering.

🚨 THIS MORNNING: ISRAEL STANDS STILL FOR HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE Across Israel, life came to a complete halt as a two-minute siren sounded nationwide.

This is the most important story of the year so far. ProPublica found 75 officials in key election protection roles across federal agencies have been fired, resigned, or reassigned. They've been replaced by two dozen political appointees – 10 tried to reverse Trump's 2020 loss.

Hamzah: You guys killed children in Lebanon, is that okay? IDF Soldier: Yeah, this is okay because of Hamas. Hamzah: What about the children, the babies? IDF Soldiers: The babies is good to kill. Hamzah: Really, in Lebanon? IDF Soldier: Yes, in Lebanon, in Gaza, in Iran Hamzah: Have you ever killed any Palestinian children? IDF Soldier: I killed Hamzah: How many? IDF Soldiers: I don't know. Hamzah: You don't keep track? IDF Soldier: No, but I killed.

@booterlehman @JoJoFromJerz He's literally reacting to something monumentally stupid that Trump said.

@JoJoFromJerz Dude is legit Retarded 🤡🤡🤡

I love this and I love him. 🥹

@mwp1128 @JoJoFromJerz Inflation was at 2.7 when he left office. It's at 3.3 now. Do you love that?

@JoJoFromJerz Did you love this? I know I didn’t

@JoJoFromJerz Needs sunglasses.

@blogTO I bet Doug has more ongoing OPP investigations than she does.

Toronto journalist Tina Yazdani axed from CityNews and the blowback was immediate blogto.com/city/2026/04/t…

I think Canada is going through a party switch in slow motion real time. Carney was always a small C conservative, but the more PCs he adds to his caucus the more the liberal party moves to the right. Maybe this means the death of the conservative party and the rise of the NDP.

America is being assaulted and everyone is assuming that someone else is going to do something about it.

@GarrettHaake @Kpler Maybe he meant 3-4 ships went through.

According to global intelligence firm @Kpler the actual number of ships that transited the strait yesterday was 4.

NEW: The Ford government is moving $4B in taxpayer money from a tariff relief program into a private investment fund. The finance minister argues it will spur economic growth & create future jobs. But critics say it is public money desperately needed in schools and hospitals.

Remember when the Wall Street Journal released this letter that Donald Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein for his birthday? Trump said he was going to sue for defamation. Which he did. But guess what? The letter was proven to be authentic and from Donald Trump. The lawsuit was thrown out.

@I_Am_R_E_D @SenAdamSchiff You're calling other people idiots, while claiming the president can pardon himself.

@SenAdamSchiff Fucking genius idea!! This should stop liars like you. In fact he should pardon himself if you idiot democrats win the house. You can't do shit unless you want YOUR pardon dismissed.

Step one in creating a culture of corruption and lawlessness? Promise impunity.

@SenAdamSchiff It'll have to be state charges, then. Plan accordingly, Senator. These people can't be allowed to take off the MAGA hat and fade back into society.

@GarrettHaake I'm surprised he didn't sharpie a stethoscope on it.

The President’s explanation of this post, which has now been deleted: “I thought it was me as a doctor, and had to do with Red Cross as a Red Cross worker there, which we support, and only the fake news could come up with that one.”